I Nearly Peed Whilst Driving

[gherrriey]

ok, so i was driving in akron when i passed one of those digital billboards. when i first saw it, it was an ad for one of those fear segments of the local news showing the lower half of a man holding a cell phone. the caption read "is your cell phone lowering your sperm count

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[saraide]

Call me crazy, but unless your penis is using the cell phone, I doubt your sperm counts will suffer. But who knows.

My parents bought Mike a laptop cooler. Partially because he wanted one, and partially because they read that putting a laptop on your lap kills sperm. Apparently, they want grandchildren NOW.