I Nearly Peed Whilst Driving

[gherrriey]

ok, so i was driving in akron when i passed one of those digital billboards. when i first saw it, it was an ad for one of those fear segments of the local news showing the lower half of a man holding a cell phone. the caption read "is your cell phone lowering your sperm count?"

then it changed.

the new billboard was an ad with the "can you hear me now" guy. a cell phone ad.

oh brother.