Am I not doing this right? Do I seem off on facts? Do let me know here! Facilier's a hard guy to get properly so any critique is welcome. Anon commenting is on and all comments are screened; just do myself and everyone a favor and keep it clean ( Read more... )

"The cards! The cards! The cards will tell. The past, the present, and the future as well!"
Facilier is a fortune teller. As such, he has the ability to know things he probably shouldn't under normal circumstances. But he's not exactly "normal". His tarot cards can tell him almost anything important about a person he's talking to, be it what they ( Read more... )

[there's a squirt of something and then indignant silence.]

...That was a bit uncalled for, don't you think?

I'm guessin' the sushi on the first deck is still the only safe food, hm? Honestly, what's a gentleman to do for some frog legs around here? [a joke. or is it?] The least they could do during all this is some room service ( Read more... )

[audio]

[the audio cuts on and at first, there's silence. Until there's the sound of cards shuffling near the speaker There's a quiet, deep chuckling from the owner.]

Well, now, I don't know. Seems like she fell in herself, doesn't it? Can't say I would've done it differently, myself.

[a silence, as if he's listening. The recording picks up ( Read more... )

[soft chuckling at the start of the recording]

Well! I think we all learned a little somethin' about ourselves these last few weeks, didn't we? Was a real eye opener for some o' you, I'm sure. I didn't see much change for myself, so I s'pose I should be thankful to the captain. I hear he's a great man, after all ( Read more... )

[audio clicks on]

-selves a deal?

... Well. This wasn't th' kind of help I was lookin' for. Friends! Where am I? [small mutterings to himself as he gets his bearings] Feels like a ship. Doesn't smell like New Orleans either.

I wonder... [chuckle] Don't s'pose anyone's seen a little green frog hoppin' around, have ya?