The Very Secret Diary of Sailor Bob

[getahippy]

Day 1: Brought into existence by genie. Feel oddly compelled to obey the tall one. Want a banana.

Day 2: Tall one has tasty leaves. Life is satisfying. Am practicing typing.

Day 3: Watched Animal Planet. Discovered the shift key. Am the smartest monkey.

Day 4: Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. Must remember to

Comments

[toasty_tezuka]

Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. That sounds disturbing. :|

[lucky_kiyo]

Stop that.

[getahippy]

We can't keep ignoring the chemistry between us.

[lucky_kiyo]

You don't even know what chemistry is.

[getahippy]

It's when a man and a monkey love each other very much.

[lucky_kiyo]

See...that's the thing. That doesn't happen.

[getahippy]

I could link you to the monkey/human porn.

[lucky_kiyo]

I'll pass.

((ooc: ahsdfjkafhasdjkf Howie, please tell me you didn't.))