Okay, totally didn't realize I hadn't made one of these here yet.

If you have something to say about how I play Zim, please let me know here! Anon is on, IP logging is off.

What is all that noise going on outside!? Ugh, more filthy humans to bring new GERMS into this already disgusting city..!

(ooc: I'M WAITING FOR YOU DIB. GET OVER HERE.)

[ The communicator clicked on to the sound of scrubbing. Not just any scrubbing, mind you, but something metal was being cleansed of all germs and dirt and grime. Germphobic alien makes an excellent maid? He must, since after several more minutes of scrubbing noises, he let out a triumphant gloat. ]

HA! Take that you filthy germs! Not going to chew ( Read more... )

I BELIEVE I have been quiet enough! IT IS TIME TO UNLEASH DOOM UPON YOU ALL-ow! WHO DARES LEAVE THINGS IN ZIM'S WAY....oh.

[ There was a light crinkling of sorts before Zim let out a surprisingly giddy sound. ]

My candies! MY SNACKS! MY GLORIOUS SNACKS! And..what are these things? Goggles--my germ spotting goggles?

[ Instead of even remotely thinking ( Read more... )

[ ZZZZT ]

GHH! WHAT WAS THAT?!

[ Some scratch noises could be heard before a loud sharp crack. ]

Stupid useless device! How DARE YOU SHOCK ZIM?!

[ Another loud crack could be heard before the audio cut out. ]

(ooc: He's still in hiding HARUHI. He just kind've..took the communicator and hit it on the ground a few times instead of being logical and just ( Read more... )

[ The audio cut in on Zim screaming in terror and the sound of hooves rumbling loudly past the communicator, followed by laughter over the noise. ]

HEEheehee!

[ As the sound of the laughter and the hooves dwindled away, there was silence until a cough could be heard. ]

What..ughh..

(ooc : Granny Kureha just ran over the alien with her mad cow. He's not ( Read more... )

[ As if it would help his cause, the video flickered on where it was propped in a corner, and Zim was glaring at the screen. Wearing his cruddy disguise of contacts and a wig, he stood and paced a bit, goose-stepping all the while until he turned to the screen again. ]

ATTENTION you filthy meat bags who live in this city! It seems there is a ( Read more... )

[ There was a loud zap before the video cut on, and Zim was laughing with his fingertips tapping together. The angle of the view was looking from the ground, and with a second zap from the communicator, something hummed into life. ]

YES! THAT IS WHAT ZIM WAS HOPING WOULD HAPPEN! NOW TO LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE FILTHY HUMAN INFESTED PLANET AND RETURN TO ( Read more... )

[ At first there was a loud clanking noise in the background, behind the slow humming of that ever present healing machine. After a few minutes of the clanking continued, it paused and there was some mumbling. ]

Well, that plan backfired, but it offered something new to study! Such a shame that the Dib never showed up..which is odd.

[ Silence for a ( Read more... )

 GENE-HAT! I HAVE COMPLETED THE AMAZING ABILITY GIVING BEER MACHINE!
When shall I bring it over?

[ He began almost cackling with glee. ]