Geoff Caton's Guide to Freshman Dorm Swag

[geoff_c]

I hereby present the first draft of geoff caton's guide to freshman dorm swag. Eventually this will be comprehensive, but I typed it all in one sitting and can't be expected to remember everything. Remind me of stuff I miss and I'll start posting revised copies on my site. And I'll also introduce some variation to the word choice, if it gets

Comments

[tuffjonny]

you forgot the Jimmy The Minivan blow-up doll for everyone's anal sex pleasure.

[geoff_c]

Wait... Jimmy's not a minivan. Although he does provide anal sex to all.

Whack Whack Whack

[deuspayne]

Was that last part about directed towards Chris or Manny?
If it's towards Chris, you should explain that turning off the porn in the priority, not getting dressed. If no one sees the porn, then they might just think you're changing.
If it's towards Manny, you should explain that saying that you just finished responding to all that e-mail is a HORRIBLE lie. And that headphones aren't something that you need to use if noone else is in the room.

Also... it's been a while since the nose was posted... so there's that infamous icon.

Re: Whack Whack Whack

[yazevans]

Yeah, don't make those mistakes that I did... Getting caught by 6 people including Alex's brother, definitely very embarassing... Oh well. You have to remember though Ben that the best excuses just don't pop out of your head when you're in that kind of situation. Just remember though all of the stuff I do that keeps you guys laughing for months!
-Chris

[anonymous]

Not a bad synopsis of dorm life, I have a few to add

[alicat517]

Am I just blind, or was there no mention of DUCT TAPE?

Also, a place to hang towels, markers, small first aid kit (band-aids, asprin..), condoms if that's your thing, calendar, and water filter.

Maybe a swiffer.