Geoff Caton's Guide to Freshman Dorm Swag
I hereby present the first draft of geoff caton's guide to freshman dorm swag. Eventually this will be comprehensive, but I typed it all in one sitting and can't be expected to remember everything. Remind me of stuff I miss and I'll start posting revised copies on my site. And I'll also introduce some variation to the word choice, if it gets
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Make sure all of your towels are of a satisfactory length and you have a firm grip on them and/or always wear something to go shower...
If your roommate's chair is blocking the door and you can only see Becky's ponytail over the chair, just walk away...
Don't come-up with a subtle way to indicate to your roommate that you are busy with a womanfolk...use a BLUNT OBVIOUS SIGNAL, a sock for instance...
Establish a good relationship with the girls on your floor, an open door policy, there are many oportunities to just walk in to say hi and catch someone changing. (rule only applies if they are not fat)
Do not pledge a fraternity unless there is something wrong with you, because by the time they are done there will be.
Varisty sports = not worth it.
Get a car. It doesn't even have to be yours. All it has to do is go and stop and it will be an amazing improvement in your college life.
Dorm = fun freshman year, apartment = better every other year.
WPI could be the best 5 years of your life!
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