Somebody pull the shaaaaades...

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Bad news, Gensokyo. Few of you, if any at all, are safe now. A zombie is shambling hopping around the land, and one of a particularly hungry kind. Whatever you own or have, whether it be edible or not, you might find this little revenant in your premises, attempting to sink her sharp teeth into it. It could be anything, really, she's not picky.

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[echoes_sutras]

-She's getting whapped with a broom, that's what.-

Back! Back to the cemetery with you!

[gwai_san_noeng]

-The jiangshi is shielding herself as best as she can with her unbending arms. Looking closely, her mouth is dirty with food crumbs, likely from offerings she ate. From the looks of it she even ate the flowers and incense sticks.-

Oww! OOWW!! I'm sorry Gyatee-chan, I didn't know those were your snacks!

[echoes_sutras]

They're not snacks! They're offerings! Can't you reign in your appetite?

[gwai_san_noeng]

Offerings?.. Oh! They leave those in front of graves, right? So I was supposed to eat them.

1/2

[notsogreatwall]

[ She might be napping, but that picnic basket of steamed buns and riceballs that Sakuya left beside her for when Meiling woke up for lunch is OFF LIMITS. ]

2/2

[notsogreatwall]

[ Thus have a snoring gatekeeper snapping right out of her daze as soon as she realizes her food is under attack. It's like she has a sense for these things... ] -huh?

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Upon waking up, you see a zombie who's been packing grains and meat in her mouth like a hamster, looking up at you from behind the basket with a dumbfounded look. It's oddly reminiscent of a cat that got caught lapping at someone's mocha latte.-

*through a mouthful of food*... Uooh?

[notsogreatwall]

[ She blinks the sleep from her eyes and looks down at the movement that suddenly stopped. ] Ah, it's a visitor! [ Meiling is cheery enough for the few seconds it takes her to evaluate the scene. ]

...what are you eating?

[yellow_empress]

*. . . who took all these bites out of my sunflowers . . .*

[gwai_san_noeng]

-In the middle of the field you'll find a reanimated corpse munching on one with a somewhat disappointed look on her face.-

Uoohh... I thought the flowers would've been more filling than the seeds, but they're just kind of bitter...

[yellow_empress]

*SUDDENLY, A HAND DESCENDING TO GRAB THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, YOSHIKA*

Oh my, how unsightly. Who could have left this here?

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Even someone with completely burned-out survival instincts like a zombie feels a chill run down her rigid spine.-

U... Uoohh?