Somebody pull the shaaaaades...

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Bad news, Gensokyo. Few of you, if any at all, are safe now. A zombie is shambling hopping around the land, and one of a particularly hungry kind. Whatever you own or have, whether it be edible or not, you might find this little revenant in your premises, attempting to sink her sharp teeth into it. It could be anything, really, she's not picky.

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[yellow_empress]

*. . . who took all these bites out of my sunflowers . . .*

[gwai_san_noeng]

-In the middle of the field you'll find a reanimated corpse munching on one with a somewhat disappointed look on her face.-

Uoohh... I thought the flowers would've been more filling than the seeds, but they're just kind of bitter...

[yellow_empress]

*SUDDENLY, A HAND DESCENDING TO GRAB THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, YOSHIKA*

Oh my, how unsightly. Who could have left this here?

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Even someone with completely burned-out survival instincts like a zombie feels a chill run down her rigid spine.-

U... Uoohh?

[yellow_empress]

*Grip status: getting uncomfortably tight*

Ah, but perhaps it can still be of some use! Since it's been helping itself to my sunflowers, I'm sure it won't mind serving as fertilizer for them in return. Fair's fair, right?

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Squirming and flailing levels: increasing.-

N-Nooo! I don't want to go back there! NyanNyan-samaaa--!!

[yellow_empress]

Maybe you should've thought of that before you started eating my flowers.

[gwai_san_noeng]

I-I didn't know they were yooooours...!!

[yellow_empress]

Ignorance is no excuse! *Grabbing one of Yoshika's arms with her free hand; THINK FAST, ZOMBIE!*

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Kind of a steep request, as fear extinguished what little capacity for rational thought Yoshika had. However, her survival instincts might not be completely dead and gone after all. In her midst of her struggling, she lets out an exasperated wail and throws herself into Yuuka, bull-charging her in a burst of panic-fueled undead strength. Even the flower master might have trouble keeping her balance at that one.-

[yellow_empress]

*Whoa that's--definitely unexpected! Yuuka stumbles, grip loosening as she's taken off-guard by this sudden burst of resistance*

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Her assault doesn't stop there though, as the feeling of danger hasn't abandoned her yet. They say the cornered rat will bite the cat, and that's literally what happens. A mouth of sharp teeth opens wide and, finding something prominent and soft, clamps down on it.

Oops.-

[yellow_empress]

*. . . ahahahaha*

*A dangerous magical glow flares up around one of Yuuka's hands*

Ah, I'm afraid I'm not interested in the advances of the dead.

[gwai_san_noeng]

-Yoshika's response is muffled, distrungled defiance, jaws tugging at her, uh, prey and feet planted in the ground. She looks kind of like a dog who refuses to give the frisbee back to its owner.-

Mffh mffhfh ffmmhfh! Fhhmmh fhmfffh!!

[yellow_empress]

*. . . This is normally where annihilation of the most gruesome variety would take place, but something occurs to Yuuka: what if that's not enough to detach her*

*You never know with the undead 8|*

*But still, owwwwww. So the threatening glow isn't going away!!*

That's . . . uncomfortable, you know. Shall I rip that jaw off?