Dude! So like you miss me yet?

I'm havin a great time here in Sunnydale with my hot reporter lady. She rocks like whoa, dude. You should meet her, man. You'd like her. We could all do it.

Heh heh heh, I said do itAnyway dude. They had a rockin apocalypse here. You mighta seen stuff about it on TV. It was like an action movie, man, with ( Read more... )

Dude. Good thing about being a Customer Service Supervisor for BellSouth? Vacation time like whoa, man. So I'm takin a vacation ( Read more... )

I like totally got my office reorganized, man. My copy machine has a new toner thing and tons of paper. Wicked cool, dude. I made 565 copies of my butt today! That rocked! All my posters of hot chicks and hot dudes are back up on the wall! Got some nekkid ones too.

Heh-heh-heh, I said nekkid. I rock25 people cussed me out today, dude. I'm ( Read more... )

Duuuuuuude. Like, what the hell? I'm wicked bummed. I coulda got some from that pixie dude, but I turned him down. Um I never turn anyone down, dude. Like, never ever.

And I threw away all my photocopies of my butt! They're like gone forever, dude.

Whoa. Gotta make some more.

Whoa. That pixie dude hit on me the other day. He's like such a pervert and stuff. I told him I'm totally reformed, man. I've been tryin to start a church down here, but I can't get nobody interested in it. Sometimes I, like, read my New Testament to the buggy babies. That's cool except for when they try to get it outta my hand so they can ( Read more... )

Like, I've been actin like some kinda sick freak, man. Why would I need 1,563 photocopies of my rear end? That's disgusting and stuff. I was gonna burn 'em but there's like not any fire anywhere anymore. Wicked strange. So I locked 'em in a closet at my work. I'd hate for that pretty little reporter girl to see them. That would be so ( Read more... )

Rock! I like got a promotion, dude! BellSouth Customer Service Supervisor! It's wicked cool! I got my own office - and my own personal copy machine. Like, I been makin' personal copies. Heh-heh-heh.

The people that call me are wicked cranky, dude. Like, how come everyone I get is cussing and threatenin' to kill me? Like, whatever, dude. I ( Read more... )

I rock! I got a job!

*plays air guitar*

So like I work for this phone company, and I got my own desk! And dude! There's a copy machine!! Rock! Anyone want a copy of my butt? Like, I got bunches.

I answer the phones and stuff. Oh wait, here comes one now.

Ab: BellSouth, dude. Can I like, help you?

Customer: Why is there a $55 charge ( Read more... )

So like dude. I decided to go for a walk around Hell because, like, sometimes you don't get all the exercise you need from sex and stuff. Heh. I said 'sex.' Heh-heh-heh. Uhhhh, what was I sayin'? Oh yeah ( Read more... )

So dude like my guy an' me totally made up. Whoa. I think I'm almost tired, man. Heh-heh.

Slammin' sex rocks, dude!

An' I got one of the little buggy dudes trained to bring me the remote. That's wicked cool! 'f he'd just quit eating the little buttons off it...