And none for Kai.

Oct 11, 2011 17:31

Uruha's never usually wrong. Ruki proves that he is.


“I am.” )

`fanfiction, gazette: ruki・uruha, ! pg-rated, & humor, & general, - oneshot

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farks October 11 2011, 12:51:44 UTC
in here for the aoi dissing! you already know the way to my heart woman let me love youuuuu ♥

to put my thoughts in a nutshell: this whole fic is 'like awesome foreplay in porn videos, but with the cumming totally blanked out', because it lacks uruki insta-porn and the ust makes me sad and sexually frustrated. i'm forever stuck in that awkward about-to-jizz-my-pants phase now, yadda yadda yadda, but you win awesome points anyway!

please write more often. i miss fangirling to your writing ;A;

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cateris October 11 2011, 21:32:34 UTC
mama is still having barely any internet connection, so saving this in a text. writing my comment in a text tomorrow and then hope to god i will be able to post. luv u

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happykawaiiday October 12 2011, 02:21:47 UTC
Omgawd YES. XD
Ruki and his cane.

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cateris October 12 2011, 17:09:05 UTC
After all, it’s so obvious that he’s not really getting laid, not even by those on the opposite side of the fence.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! TOTALLY LOVING THIS ONE!

He’s just thankful that Ruki is able to catch what he’s trying to get across and always has the best words to lace his music with, even if Uruha couldn’t understand the lyrics very much.

FINALLY SOMEBODY PUTS THIS DOWN IN A FIC! AHAHAHHA! I'M SURE IN RL IT'S JUST LIKE THAT! ACTUALLY FOR ALL OF THEM AHAHAHAHAHAHA

He thought that what Uruha had to offer were all good, but most of them were lacking something. It had so much potential, definitely. It’s violent enough for his taste, sure, but some kind of spice or color was missing. As he knew Uruha well, he surmised that it was because it was his lack of bedroom activities - that stemming from the notion that Uruha’s songs were like awesome foreplay in porn videos, but with the cumming totally blanked out.

oh my god. forever dying of laughter

Uruha had to laugh at this ridiculous idea and much more ridiculous analogy ( ... )

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