And none for Kai.

Oct 11, 2011 17:31

Uruha's never usually wrong. Ruki proves that he is.


“I am.” )

`fanfiction, gazette: ruki・uruha, ! pg-rated, & humor, & general, - oneshot

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cateris October 12 2011, 17:09:05 UTC
After all, it’s so obvious that he’s not really getting laid, not even by those on the opposite side of the fence.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! TOTALLY LOVING THIS ONE!

He’s just thankful that Ruki is able to catch what he’s trying to get across and always has the best words to lace his music with, even if Uruha couldn’t understand the lyrics very much.

FINALLY SOMEBODY PUTS THIS DOWN IN A FIC! AHAHAHHA! I'M SURE IN RL IT'S JUST LIKE THAT! ACTUALLY FOR ALL OF THEM AHAHAHAHAHAHA

He thought that what Uruha had to offer were all good, but most of them were lacking something. It had so much potential, definitely. It’s violent enough for his taste, sure, but some kind of spice or color was missing. As he knew Uruha well, he surmised that it was because it was his lack of bedroom activities - that stemming from the notion that Uruha’s songs were like awesome foreplay in porn videos, but with the cumming totally blanked out.

oh my god. forever dying of laughter

Uruha had to laugh at this ridiculous idea and much more ridiculous analogy and quickly dismissed it as Ruki wanting to get into his pants. (“I am,” he remembered Ruki answer him without so much as batting an eyelash.) With their history, Uruha wasn’t so averse to the act, but the idea behind it really was just absurd.

AND THEN YOU CONTINUE! GOD, THIS IS TOO GOOD!

As much as he adored the midget though, Uruha had to point out his massive error. Focusing solely on work was a definite key to a good song, and he didn’t care if Ruki thought that his songs were a bit short of unf

this is not happening. there is unf in fanfiction! YOU JUST INTRODUCED UNF IN FANFICTION! OMG WHERE IS GEORGE TO SEE THIS OMG OMG OMG!

omg, dear author, you created an AMAZING authorial voice to all of this spreding out you arms of crack so far away towards us and around us, omg! this was brilliant!

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