Rule one:

Your fiance's dildo is NOT a lightsaber.

Rule two:

Hide all items over three pounds when you think it is. See; run.

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I have never been able to come from sex. Never. Never ever never. Crispy Choco fuck never. My girlfriend and I aren't using condoms anymore and neither of us are used to the sensation. For the studio audience and our viewers at home. FUCK. I never thought that I would feel anything that intense ( Read more... )

Three days more ( Read more... )

they ARE real!!

01. reply with your name & i will write something about you ( Read more... )

http://oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1106398522172300.xml

http://money.netscape.cnn.com/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002/20050119/0815690543.htm

Good fucking assdamn. This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life.

I feel like such a tool for not keeping in touch with my friend for the past month. Oops. Too busy getting promoted at work and fucking like a lab animal. Sorry. BONG!!!

The name of this tune is mississippi goddam ( Read more... )