omg badfic is awesome

[gengaoru]

[06:11] bishonendreams: ", Kaoru revealed his scarce clothing. He wore a red, light materialed over gown with long baggy sleeves and a silken hem, black and red stockings, suspenders and a garter belt, a black laced thong, and on his top half a matching corset that squeezed his mid section into the perfect egg-timer shape. " [06:11] bishonendreams

Comments

[jasssmin]

HUNGRY, DIE?

don't say “limbs” when talking about egg-timers, hey!

awfullll <33

[gengaoru]

[justangel]

OMG BADFIC RULLZZ!!!
May I get the link? Or is it a FO post?

[gengaoru]

I don't have the original, I'll have to ask for it when bishonendreams comes online XD

But yes, badfic rules hard. Eggtimer corsets, what will they think of next??

[justangel]

LACY BLOOMER!!!
It will give Kaoru the itch that he'll soon forget his boner XD

[gengaoru]

http://www.strawberryshinya.org/Nerium/an_unforgettable_birthday_1.html
BAM! Here ya go!

[lida_loves_me]

what i most want to know is how
kaoru may simultaneously stand, lean,
AND straddle Die's knees.

O______O
i r in awe

[gengaoru]

He's double-jointed. Triple-jointed. And a Chinese dragon with 500 pairs of legs. Yeah, that's it.

I was wondering since when you use the word "straddled" to mean "sat down on." Kaoru's a BACKWARDS-DRAGON!

[lida_loves_me]

oh god kaoru why!?

.... i believe it though

[meleth]

So you know how some sex scenes can make you feel like you're really there, like you're participating in the action as both seducer and seduced? Yeah, this wasn't one of them.

[gengaoru]

What, you mean you don't empathize with descriptions of people who look like egg timers crawling into your lap to rub their asses on you like a cat marking its territory? God, you're just so sexually repressed!