omg badfic is awesome

[gengaoru]

[06:11] bishonendreams: ", Kaoru revealed his scarce clothing. He wore a red, light materialed over gown with long baggy sleeves and a silken hem, black and red stockings, suspenders and a garter belt, a black laced thong, and on his top half a matching corset that squeezed his mid section into the perfect egg-timer shape. "
[06:11] bishonendreams: dude, he's frank-n-furter's mini me
[06:12] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[06:12] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: HE'S WEARING A WOMAN'S CORSET?
[06:12] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: and it's giving him an hourglass figure?
[06:12] bishonendreams: to accentuate his womanly hips?
[06:12] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: or did she mean like one of those weird egg-timers that are plastic?
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: the ones that wind?
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: and tick and ding?
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: that'd be hilarious if your corset looked like that
[06:13] bishonendreams: Now, Kaoru performed several mini-dances using some very suggestive motions, before crawling along the floor in an animalistic manner, and crawling up Die's legs, where he know stood and leant with a hand either side of Die's hips, and stradled his knees as he rubbed his ass on the two limbs. Bringing his lips scant inches from Die's sensitive ear, he whispered, "Hungry, Die?"
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: HUNGRY DIE? BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY AN EGGTIMER
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: AND I COULD TOTALLY MAKE SOME EGGS FOR YOU
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: RIGHT HERE
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: RIGHT NOW, BABY
[06:13] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[06:13] bishonendreams: ON MY HOT ASS
[06:14] GENGAORUUUU *lick*: JUST TURN ME OVER AND I CAN MAKE YOU SOME SUNNY-SIDE UP, SOUND GOOD?
[06:14] bishonendreams: actually i like scrambled eggs, whites only, the yolks are so fattening
[06:14] bishonendreams: DIE YOU'RE RUINING IT!