I had to have a girl call her boss over, so I could have him help me find the backslash key on her keyboard. She couldn't find it herself. It was hidden between those two uppity rogues, the Back Space, and the Enter.

Maybe next week someone will call in asking me to walk them through learning their ABCs.

The following was written by Ben Stein, and recited by same on a CBS Sunday Morning Commentary ( Read more... )

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Right now, at this very moment, all I need to make the world happy again is the INTERSECT function to work.

Guess which standard SQL keyword you chose not to implement?

HATE.

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Nice. You're back on the "I will not completely ignore your shows" list. I'm still a little leery though, considering you're the creator of Buffy in its current form (how you decided a comedy movie starring Pee Wee and a 90210 alumnus should be reworked into serious television drama, I will never fathom ( Read more... )

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I think you all know by now what the source of my usual stupid quotes are... so let's move on.

This one's for those of you who have a grasp of musical styles and bands in the 70s:

"Pink Floyd and Supertramp were very similar."

Short, and beautifully stunning.

Please.

Pull the other one.