Men Who Need 'A Woman's Touch'.... Apartment Edition

Jul 30, 2020 16:26

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geminiwench July 31 2020, 17:46:08 UTC
Woo... that was a lot to lay on.
I wish you good health... it might not be HIV, but hopefully your doctor will be able to tell you soon. There are lots of crazy immuno-supressing viruses, and many of them have good treatments, don't be hopeless.

As for a tip? Don't drink (or do drugs) when you're feeling down. Alcohol is a depressant.. and a distraction at best. Use alcohol to celebrate if you want to celebrate, but it is awful for when you feel like shit already. Sorry to hear about it.

You'll be feeling better soon.

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poliphilo July 31 2020, 07:27:49 UTC
The guy who posts the picture of himself: he's too modest to spell it out but I'd know that face anywhere- even without the accessories- it's Santa Claus!

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tigerweave July 31 2020, 11:44:13 UTC

He wants you there to clean up the reindeer poop.

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geminiwench July 31 2020, 16:09:27 UTC
I suspect he'd be grateful, especially if you know how to mulch the reindeer poop with his woodworking sawdust to use in his gardens.

I'm sorta thinking.... what if Mrs. Claus divorced Santa (His jolliness was alcohol-induced, he spent most of his time giving to OTHERS rather than her, she hated the cold, she had nothing to do but bake cookies for overworked elves and polish candy canes...) and Santa, in a fit of despair gave Christmas over to Walmart and ran away to the forest. He got off the booze, went on a keto-diet to lose weight and THAT is why he's naked in his kitchen in the woods... he's just so USED to the North Pole, he's just sweltering!

He's now looking for some organically-minded elves to help him craft gingerbreading for his new forest house who can clean up and help him deliver healthy vegetables to all the girls and boys! THAT'S IT!

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lantairvlea August 4 2020, 16:44:13 UTC
This made me laugh, I love it.

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tigerweave July 31 2020, 11:45:46 UTC

Wow, my eyes are opened. I had no idea. Where were these kind of ads when I was younger!Mr flowing beard, I am desperate to him him anything he wants but I. An unsolicited bot. He won't be interested in me 😥

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geminiwench July 31 2020, 16:03:16 UTC
I think anyone willing to sew curtains might be young enough for Mr. Flowing Beard with his fistful of green onions to offer you...

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amw July 31 2020, 16:24:02 UTC
This shit irks me so much.

CouchSurfing (the website, not the abstract concept) is like this to some extent too. I was on a separate forum where people were discussing CouchSurfing and how it fronts as a hookup app and there were a whole bunch of bros on there saying it's totally normal for hosts to flirt with their guests and hope to get laid. The angle was that anybody who finds this inappropriate must be a prude, because sex is a normal part of being human. Since casual transactional sex is given freely by consenting adults, it's not exploitative and actually just a bit of good fun where everybody wins. As such, women should not complain about getting hit on.

I didn't reply because the conversation made me sick. But i guess that's how a lot of people think.

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geminiwench July 31 2020, 17:25:42 UTC
I've seen the AirBnB ads where it is a studio space for like $15/night men seeking females only.... with you invited to sleep on the floor or in the bed with him.. "wherever you're comfortable". Uh huh. Yeah. Sounds like that invitation you get from from first/second/third dates ( ... )

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abnormal_apathy August 1 2020, 12:49:47 UTC
I once answered an ad like that because I was in a really dark and desperate situation. The ad claimed I'd have my own room and in exchange for lower rent than the other housemates (all older dominant S&M men, btw), I'd have to clean, particularly the basement "post-events".

The house was an old ramshackle place in one of the worst sections of Brooklyn 20 years ago. The "events" were S&M orgies. The room was a couch in the living room. The rent was still $400/month.

IDK if it needs to be said, but I didn't move in.

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geminiwench August 2 2020, 02:24:07 UTC
..... Gah-ross.

Only people in desperate situations would even think about that sort of situation... and that, I think, is what they want... they are hungry for the desperation that delivers women into their hands.

So glad you didn't move in!

You don't have to be a prude to not want to clean up your roommates jizz in exchange for rent!

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