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[gemini_aniki]

Who: Hikaru, Kaoru, Bart, Killua and Train
What: A nice, friendly chat
Where: Fatima Palace
When: Tuesday night
Why: Cos the Twins and Bart need to talk to Train and Killua insisted on coming.

You saw nothing. Yes, you.

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[yggdrasillove]

At the sound of the knock, Bart quickly trotted to the gate. As he opened it, he gave a quick smile as a greeting to the twins, "Welcome to the... er... humble abode, I guess." It had been a long day. His trip to Sparta postponed twice, having to lock Killua in his room after finding out that said little brother had done... things with his MUCH older boyfriend. It was nice to see the two that would help him straighten out things.

[gemini_aniki]

Hikaru looked over at him, smirking slightly. It was good to hear those words but neither of them had had nearly enough fun with this yet. Now they knew they didn't have to worry, there were some good opportunities presented by this whole mess. "Not quite. You see, we're a little concerned by your lack of protection, and we promised Puppy a talk a few months back. You wouldn't want to miss that would you?" The smirk on both twins' faces promises retribution worse than death if he dared to argue with them. This was gonna be fun.

[friendofgon]

Killua relaxed when he haered Bart say it was okay, even if he could tell it wasn't completely true. Bart probably just needed some time to get used to it, though. Hopefully. He looked at the twins again as they spoke. "You promised me what? I don't remember that," he said, confused.

[yggdrasillove]

Bart sighed after hearing what the twins had to add. This was just like the other week - and even though this time he wasn't the one getting lectured, he could just feel the recurring nightmares readying themselves. Turning to Hikaru and Kaoru he asked, "...D-Do you need props?" He was referring to the donut and banana.

[sweep]

Figures. Just when he thought he was home free. Though he had to wonder why Hikaru and Kaoru would think Killua needed 'THE TALK' now, after he'd already, y'know, done it. "Well, see. I already know all that stuff, so couldn't I just.." Train glanced from the twins to the door, door to the twins, twins to the door, and back up at the twins, expression woeful.

[gemini_aniki]

The twins gave smiles that would not look out of place on a shark. Oh, they did like making people squirm. "Just the banana will do, think they got the other bit." Hikaru fished around his pockets and pulled out a familiar looking plastic square. He smirked. "Clearly you don't, or we wouldn't be needing to explain this, would we~?" If they weren't getting to scare anyone, scarring people for life was not a bad second option.

[friendofgon]

Killua tilted his head before grabbing the plastic square from Hikaru. He studied it for a moment, before giving up. "What's this?"

[yggdrasillove]

Sighing again, albeit out of relief this time, Bart pulled a banana from an inside pocket and placed it on the table in front of the twins, before slowly moving his head so it was looking away. The poor guy didn't want to relive this again, but had to maintain stature. Or at least try. He cringed at the sound of Killua's question.

[sweep]

hnsjfkvmsklsm. Train mimicked Bart's facepalm from earlier and directed his attention to a very interesting speck on one of the adjacent walls. Sure, he had to be there physically, but mentally... yeah, he was gone. Mm. Vanilla ice cream.

[gemini_aniki]

Kaoru crossed quietly over to stand behind Train. He leant forward and whispered, "You'd better pay attention. Who knows, there may be a test." He settled back to watch his twin work. Hikaru's smirk widened to a full grin. "That, cousin, is something your boyfriend should have explain to you before he jumped you. Open it, if you will." Oh, this was going to be fun.

[friendofgon]

Killua looked at Hikaru, and then turned to Bart and the banana. He scratched the back of his head, realising suddenly that he really didn't want this explanation. Laughing a bit awkwardly, he tried to hand the plastic square back. "I think I got it now, thanks."

[yggdrasillove]

"Oh no you don't." Bart growled as he caught the motion from the corner of his eye. "You're gonna learn everything, and you're not leaving until you've sat through it all."

[sweep]

Brought out of his pleasant daydream about ice cream (GRUDGINGLY), Train shot Kaoru an annoyed look before glancing back at Killua and.. the condom. "You're not going to make him... put that thing on the banana, are you?" he asked anxiously, wrinkling his nose a bit.

[gemini_aniki]

Hikaru gave him one of those looks again, clearly amused at this point. "Unless you'd rather he put it on something else." He ignored Killua's attempts to give the condom back, trusting that Kaoru would keep an eye on Train and turned his attention back. "Nope. You need to know this stuff. Open it." Really, they were all so easily embarrassed. He wondered if this was why they had so few male clients. Very odd.

[friendofgon]

Killua looked from Bart to Hikaru and sighed, not wanting either of them to be upset. He ripped open the little package and took out what was inside, looking at it for a second. "Now what?" he asked, wanting to get this over with as fast as possible.

[yggdrasillove]

Bart pointed at the banana and sucked in a breath. Time to bite the bullet. "You pinch the top and sorta roll it down?" He shot a desperate glance towards the twins, unsure if he was giving the right direction.