I have this question. Yes, this seems to be repeating itself lately.

Why is all the complex getting laid?

Really. Help out a man here.

I think this one of those times in which aspirin works wonders. Or maybe a cold shower. Or maybe a cold shower and aspirin.

I have been hit on by women. It's a fact. It's fun.

However, if any other male hand comes close, I might get a butcher knife and start chopping. Little bits. Very little bits.

Don't tell Castor.

Sisters brothers?? Not a word.

Paperwork ( Read more... )

I could have put up easy with the kids. I like kids. They're cute. I had one. Well, Phoebe had but the modern trend around here is to say the father is also having the kid.

Modern world. I could put up with it too. I mean, it has its perks. Like cars. And bars. And the less clothing rule. What I didn't like was on my desk this morning.

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( lack of oxygen makes my head spin )