I hooked up with a random guy last night that was in the comedy show I went to go see. This morning, I looked him up on Facebook and my roommate looks over my shoulder and goes, "Holy shit! He's Jewish too! I think you have a problem, Devon. Or some serious Jew magnitism."

Yeah, Tina, I know. I fucking know.

I think I may have had an illegal amount of caffine today.

It may be lethal.

Guess who's single...

And at the end of the day, I still have 5 knights in shining armor. I don't really think it gets better than that.

I love being back. Home was pretty amazing, and it was nice to see everyone, but there's something about coming back to my place. It's nice to be in a place where my trashcan overflows with cheap alcohol bottles and top ramen wrappers, as opposed to expensive wine and fancy food. I don't really understand the attraction, but I do know that it feels ( Read more... )

In-N-Out at 1 in the morning is basically the best.

I went to a Jewish Christmas party in November on Friday night.

( I think I may be in love with college. )

I worry that I'm not using my anger to its full advantage. I've always been very chill when it comes to anger; I don't really get worked up very often. I like letting things roll off my back if I can, because really? What's the point of being mad? It's so much more fun to be happy ( Read more... )

( Make LOVE not WAR )

Wow. I really missed her ( Read more... )

You know life is good when you run out of time to watch TV ( Read more... )