"Hey, you know you're pants are unbuttoned."

"...um, yeah. That's the style!"

"..."

"Street cred."

"Right. Street cred."

There are two types of families: the one you're born into, and the one that you choose ( Read more... )

I'm pledging a sorority.

Yeah, it's a Jewish interest one. Got a problem? :D

Well, my thoughts on sororities are quickly changing.

Man, this whole "eating my words" thing is getting old fast. Maybe I should just stop making so many overbroad statements that I feel like I have to live with.

Mmmmm telephone booths.

They. Bought. Me. A. Stripper. Pole.

Well. Those are some regrettable pictures.

I've never talked about grades, so I'm not going to start now. But I did well, and I'm proud of myself. It's a good feeling, knowing that I put my mind to something and managed to accomplish it ( Read more... )

There's a big, red sign on every floor in the library that simply states, in large, block letters (not unlike a stop sign) that there is to be "NO FOOD, DRINKS, OR TABBACO IN THE LIBRARY ( Read more... )

I fully went disco dancing last night.


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A very good weekend indeed.