At age 3, I already owned cutting-edge DJ gear FROM THE FUTURE. Damn, I knew I shoulda held on to that thing.

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(Found via friendsfriends, as so much utterly wrong stuff often is.)

*snerk* Gordon Freeman crank calls Coast to Coast AMCaller: "I'm a theoretical physicist, I work at a research facility. [...] There's this man, I'll describe him, he looks the same every day, he's been stalking me ( Read more... )

Or watching this video. Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" featuring Glenn Danzig. (Well, sorta. Kinda.)

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(yoinked from infopractical)

Christopher Moore guest-blogging at Powell's:
Okay, so 'tis the season and whatnot. And everyone's always axing me: "Did you have any event in your childhood that might have fucked you up and made you like you are so you write these completely sick stories about zombies and Christmas and stuff ( Read more... )

Cowbell Hero. (YouTube video) I would play it over and over, taking breaks only to read my copy of "Watchmen Babies".

Cow power ready! Moo!!

Dear lord, I have got to stop procrastinating.

For wolfy, without comment. ;)

http://skippyslist.com/2007/09/25/baaaah-humbug/
That Friday we had another inspection. Our Sgt Major entered the room, looked at our new flock, muttered a quiet “Oh hell no” did an about face, and walked out. Inspection over.

Via perspicuity: Christopher Judge of SG-1 gets an explanation of what furries are. (video, audio pretty much required; explanation safe for the office unless your coworkers hate freedom uncontrollable laughter)

*wipes tears of laughter away* Best. Reaction. Ever.

The doodles in this book bear absolutely no relationship to anything that goes on in real organisms, but after staring at them for a while, I realized what this book is actually about.

This book is a description of the development and evolution of balloon animals.It's that bad. This is a book suitable only for use at clown colleges, and even there ( Read more... )

Nooooo, they be stealin my colonies! (cavalorn, via jessicamelusine. Make sure to go through the comments too: comedy gold.)

( Couldn't resist )

Bwah! That is very much the kind of log message I will put on my own commits, which is one reason my cow-orkers ♥ me so very, very much. ;) From the changelog:

[livejournal] r11693: SADDLE UP THE DRAMA LLAMA.

Committer: ahassanSADDLE UP THE DRAMA LLAMA ( Read more... )