Let's see if this cheers me up any

[geekchick]

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

The Twitter service makes it easy for you to find people you'd like to follow. (The Backchannel: How Audiences Are Using Twitter and Social Media and Changing Presentations Forever)
I can envision all the rude jokes starting up already. Let's

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[geekchick]

I think I'd mostly be worried about repeated appearances of the Fail Whale.

[geekchick]

*snerk*

[asetwoman]

tenacious_snail stole my joke about 140 characters. :)

[chadu]

"They argued at length over whether the Declaration should use independent or independant, inalienable or unalienable, whether the principal nouns were to be capitalized as Franklin wished or presented lowercase as Jefferson desired (and as was the rather racy new fashion among the younger set)."
-- Made in America: An Informal History of the English Language in the United States

Um, okay. I'm gonna ponder how that works out.

[brian1789]

"He might very well be smart and talented." -- Rebel Sutra, by noire...