Well, as you may know, it's rare for me to be so angry that I physically shake. I hate feeling like this.

Dell really fucking suck.

... since I'd assumed that I wouldnt be actually lied to by their customer care department.

Oh well, I am still the proud possessor of a boxed Dell, waiting for collection - but bugger only knows when.

Nice machines, a shame about the after-sales service. Unless you take "service" to mean "fucking".

If you claim you're living alone, we can check your bills ( Read more... )

here are the facts, there are 200 women working as prostitutes in Bristol. And almost all of them, 99.9%, have a drugs dependency.

And in shock news, of the 'journalists' working for Bristol Points West, over 99.9999% of them are innumerate fuckwits.

Tuesday 8th October

St George's - John Cooper Clarke & Lemn Sissay - 8pm
Two of the UK's finest and funniest poets performing on the same bill.
Supported by Kizzie Morrell and band.

I've no idea where "St. George's" actually _is_, I'd appreciate a pointer, but I'm probably going to go to this. JCC is pretty damn good.

I tried to depart from the ultimate expression of the poetic ideal (that is, obviously, rhyming couplets) and do something a little different. I just like the way the words sound. Possibly subtitled, "come back, Bill, everything's forgiven", here's anyone for an altoid?

(It would be great to hear Ronnie Barker reading it.)

... building plugins to out auth bridge code for jetspeed with Francisco.

Which should actually prove to be more fun than it sounds.

Nick Gibbons, who looks
more like me in photographs than I do. Incidentally, although we finally met, we didn't shake hands in case the universe ended (I've seen that Doctor Who episode).

Here's another.

question: so why aren't there lots of baby blind mad gods?

answer: ( bad pun )

( zen and the art of not having a very good national side )