❂ thirteenth | backdated to this morning

[gazingup]

Have you found yourself missing a heart beat? Have you ever been at the mercy of the City and its questionably sane citizens, only to discover yourself dead on the sidewalk the next day? Ever wake up one morning wishing you were alive again? Or even if you aren't dead yet, have you ever desired guaranteed, fail-safe insurance for your life

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[adamantined]

[adamantined]

Are you sure you aren't on mushrooms?

[gazingup]

I wouldn't accidentally step on a mushroom like that.

[adamantined]

So you're just a crazy person.

[whatsapersia]

The mushroom. For how much?

[gazingup]

Should I write the price larger? 5 x 107 Indigos, my friend.

[whatsapersia]

The real price.

[gazingup]

What you're looking at is the true price.

[old_lady_sukima]

I feel like I've seen that mushroom before...

[gazingup]

I doubt it. When I said there was only one, I meant it completely.

[old_lady_sukima]

[Mimes a game controller]

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[had_not_lived]

That mushroom... I don't even know how anyone could get that much money...

[had_not_lived]

You're going to tear someone's heart out and sell it? That's sick!

so very very curse sob

[gazingup]

You're making it out to be far more gruesome than it truly. Just a few incisions here, a few neat slices there and well-- It's not sick at all.

Neil's horrified enough to forget about the mushroom XD

[had_not_lived]

It's horrible! What about the person whose heart it is?!

[neurotoxins]

Why are you offering a mushroom for such an extremely high price?

[gazingup]

Why wouldn't a mushroom this special have a high price?

[neurotoxins]

It really restores life?

[gazingup]

Do you think I would lie? I wouldn't have bothered posting to advert, otherwise.