two | voice & written & (possible) action [BACKDATED TO THE 5TH]

[gasconadead]

[ Are you finding yourself ... missing something today, Luceti? Say ... an apple you left out. A glass. An empty basket. A ... chair cushion? Perhaps some writing utensils, or a small pillow

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I have to tag this with BOTH OF MY CHARACTERS. : |

[lists_to_port]

[Seems Flynn has taken their little discussion to heart. Good man.]

Most pirates I know are thieves, lad; it's sort of the definition of the thing. Also? Marauders, kidnappers, really bad eggs all around.

B) VICTORY.

[gasconadead]

[ Make this harder on him, Jack. He has a girl he's supposed to go straight for! ]

Guess I was just wondering if someone could be a vagabond and still a good egg, you know? Like if there was some sort of pirate equivalent to Robin Hood. Not that it matters or anything.

;; also LJ is not loading pages for me.

[lists_to_port]

....Well one could be a good man, mate, but certainly not a good egg. Not if he wishes to be called a proper pirate! Also? Pirates don't give back, meaning that a Pirate Robin Hood would be quite impossible.

And a pirate operates on the oceans. And I've gone the highwayman route here, and found it particularly unsatisfying. Ish. Mostly.

......Right. Somewhat satisfying.

hopefully it will cooperate now.

[gasconadead]

... didn't realize those were two different things. Alright! I can take that, good man bad egg, that works for me. Forget the Robin Hood stuff, who needs it.

Say, were you looking for any crew members, by any chance?

[voice]

[paintsthewalls]

Flynn? Maybe knitting will be a better way to go than piracy and thieving? I don't want you to get into any trouble, here.

[voice]

[gasconadead]

[ Why's he gotta be in love with you, Rapunzel, you ruin all his plans to be a selfish jerk until the very end of his days. There's a brief pause, and then a HEAVY SIGH. ]

I know, I know. ... I was joking about the knitting though. Me, knitting? Come on, you can't really expect me to... there has to be some other hobby an honorable man can be involved in that isn't knitting.

[voice]

[paintsthewalls]

You're telling me you just got here and you're bored already?

[voice]

[gasconadead]

Hey, come on. Life back home was a constant adventure! There's nothing quite so invigorating as running for your life from the kingdom guards. And now? Now I actually go to the library. If I don't find something to do soon, I might just go crazy!

[voice]

[justicereigns]

No. Pirates are thieves.

Stop stealing.

[voice]

[gasconadead]

Hey hey hey, who said I was stealing anything? I didn't steal anything. I was just asking. Sheesh, so quick to jump to conclusions!

[voice]

[justicereigns]

Of course you are.

Fine. Don't steal.

[voice]

[gasconadead]

[ ... ]

My friend, it sounds like you have some problems with lightening up and relaxing! I can fix that.

[dangerouswind]

You're thinking thievery or knitting? No happy medium?

[gasconadead]

I wish there was a happy medium. You got any ideas? Because I'm all out. [ Smiling, though. ]

[dangerouswind]

Get a job. Gardening. Open a restaurant. Open a bookstore. Volunteer at the library. Sweep the streets for all I care.

[gasconadead]

[ ... ]

None of these sound terribly appealing, I gotta be honest. Gardening? Naaaaah. And if by "volunteer at the library" you mean "spend all your time napping," maybe that I could do. Come on! Alright, so, get a job. What kind of job?

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[killercutething]

[An adorable little kitten saunters into the bakery~] Ooooh! Good smells!

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[gasconadead]

[ A talking cat. Step up or step down from the talking pony? Just ... stares at her. ]

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[killercutething]

Hallo! Help Chi reach the good smell? [She points? To the meat and seafood stuffed buns.]

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[gasconadead]

[ ...

Picks her up. This face the whole time. ]