VIDEO 13 ► BUT MY WIT WON'T ALLOW IT

[maskedbreathing]

[It is the usual masked Wuertz. He appears on screen, his guide on some sort of tripod. He's on a couch, and in front of him is a table with a moderately sized black rectangular object of some sort and a backpack.]All right, fellow refugees, today we're going to have a little instructional time. I notice that a lot of people's guides end up on the

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[bullysandwicher]

[laughs]

People really should learn to take care of their things.

[maskedbreathing]

Agreed.

Video

[purplebiker]

But what's the fun in that? The accidental videos that they take are some of the most fun things people can offer.

Re: Video

[maskedbreathing]

Yeah, but they probably don't want them to be seen, and I'm a big supporter of privacy.

Re: Video

[purplebiker]

You sound pretty old-fashioned.

Re: Video

[maskedbreathing]

Valuing privacy is old-fashioned?

[mutantbirdkid]

...where have you been all my life.

[maskedbreathing]

Well, for the past couple months, this ship. Otherwise, New York.

[mutantbirdkid]

[she snorts in amusement.] Probably not my New York, but.

I've been looking for something like that ever since I got here.

[maskedbreathing]

There's a shop near the Dolphin Pool.

[note_atem]

While that is a good idea, the Guide seems like it will still turn on- being placed in a backpack or a bag or not. So if it turns on, we'll still get audio recorded. And if it's in a bag, then we can't see that it's on, as opposed to when it is on and across the room, we tend to notice. So therefore if it's locked in a bag recording a bunch of audio and we don't know it's on, it could do this for hours.

[maskedbreathing]

You would most likely hear the various text and video responses coming from your pocket or back.

[note_atem]

But the fact is that the Guide will still record no matter what. Video displayed or not, it will still pick up everything.

[maskedbreathing]

You don't have to do it, man. I don't give a shit either way. But perhaps people might prefer having just voice recorded than video and voice?

[isnotslime]

I don't have pockets, not because I hate them but because there are no clothes of my size. Not like I need it. And talking about size, do you know if they make smaller bags? My guide's size it's about 1/4 of the normal one.

[maskedbreathing]

I'm sure if you look you can find some frog-sized bags.

[isnotslime]

I will try, it's hard to hold the guide and hop around. Thanks for the information.

I didn't ask your name the first time we talked, my bad.

[maskedbreathing]

I'm sure you can find or get a custom bag made.

Wuertz.