VIDEO 13 ► BUT MY WIT WON'T ALLOW IT

[maskedbreathing]

[It is the usual masked Wuertz. He appears on screen, his guide on some sort of tripod. He's on a couch, and in front of him is a table with a moderately sized black rectangular object of some sort and a backpack.]All right, fellow refugees, today we're going to have a little instructional time. I notice that a lot of people's guides end up on the

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[purplebiker]

But what's the fun in that? The accidental videos that they take are some of the most fun things people can offer.

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[maskedbreathing]

Yeah, but they probably don't want them to be seen, and I'm a big supporter of privacy.

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[purplebiker]

You sound pretty old-fashioned.

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[maskedbreathing]

Valuing privacy is old-fashioned?

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[purplebiker]

Nah, just a bunch of stuff you've said before. Plus, your attitude.

Old-fashioned! Not that it's bad, just different.

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[maskedbreathing]

I wear a fucking mask and a voice-changer. It should not come as a surprise that I value privacy.

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[purplebiker]

I've been meaning to ask about that. Why? What's so important about your privacy?

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[maskedbreathing]

I prefer to keep my secrets. Is that all right?

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[purplebiker]

Fair enough.

I just think it'd be kind of lonely.

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[maskedbreathing]

It is what it is. I like it that way.

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[purplebiker]

You aren't lonely?

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[maskedbreathing]

Are we going to go through this game of you being my therapist again? Do I need to fake my own death?

[he tugs a gun from a couchside table and clicks the safety off.]

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[purplebiker]

I'm just curious.

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[maskedbreathing]

Curiosity killed the cat.

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[purplebiker]

And what're you suppose to be, the quick brown fox who jumps over the lazy dog?

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[maskedbreathing]

What the fuck does that supposed to mean? I"m just a guy with a gun.