Sep 19, 2010 00:01
[Not one for being all that wordy with things, Itegami glances down as the video feed flicks on before giving a brief glance around his surroundings. It seems as though he's in one of the busier and more shop-driven areas of the ship if the background noises are anything to go by.]
It seems as though I have lost my way again.
[He frowns a little and returns his attention to the device in his left hand.]
If it would not be too much trouble, I was hoping that I could bother someone for directions to -
Oh siiiiiir~ May I have your attention for a moment~
[Enter one (1) purple, tentacled alien that is wearing a rather fancy looking work uniform and holding a tray of what can only be free samples from the right of the screen. Ite casts a wary glance to the alien and then down to the tray of...well, at whatever it was. It definitely did not look edible and it looked (and smelled) suspiciously like meat.]
Siiiir~ Would you care for a sample of our newest creation?
I think I will have to pass.
But siiiiir, it is most nutritious and good for you.
I can't even tell what it is supposed to be. I apologize, but -
Oh, I do insist you try it, siiiiir~ [And with that? There is a meaty morsel of sample goodness being forced into Itegami's mouth and he makes the most pitiful sound ever as the alien scurries off 'hohoho'ing in sheer delight at "yet another satisfied customer~!".]
U...uuuuu...
itegami