chapter eleven
[He starts by sighing, as usual. What else is new with him? He then starts speaking, sounding remarkably forced and speaking almost as if he's dictating off of a piece of paper.]
Your attention please. Have you ever wanted to see your favorite "ships" drawn out for you? Have you ever seen those two guys in your favorite works and, despite the fact that you know that they would never do so and the mangaka would give you a sideways glance if you ever requested that they drew something like that for you, see them fall madly in love with each other and become closer than you've ever imagined? [A pause.] I know I haven't.
If you have, then you're in luck. Cosplay Barn is having a massive blowout sale on all Doujinshi, so if you want to see this and see it for cheap, be sure to get to Cosplay Barn, for all of your doujinshi needs. There are all kinds, with all types of colorful characters and pairings and... [An elongated pause.] You get the idea.
If you need it, then you can find it here. So come and get it and get it cheap. That's Cosplay Barn again, if you weren't paying any attention.
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I need to take better care when signing up for jobs.
Your attention please. Have you ever wanted to see your favorite "ships" drawn out for you? Have you ever seen those two guys in your favorite works and, despite the fact that you know that they would never do so and the mangaka would give you a sideways glance if you ever requested that they drew something like that for you, see them fall madly in love with each other and become closer than you've ever imagined? [A pause.] I know I haven't.
If you have, then you're in luck. Cosplay Barn is having a massive blowout sale on all Doujinshi, so if you want to see this and see it for cheap, be sure to get to Cosplay Barn, for all of your doujinshi needs. There are all kinds, with all types of colorful characters and pairings and... [An elongated pause.] You get the idea.
If you need it, then you can find it here. So come and get it and get it cheap. That's Cosplay Barn again, if you weren't paying any attention.
...
I need to take better care when signing up for jobs.