[Voice] The Flay Journal 003 - Heroes need not apply.
[The message is listed as "anonymous", however the no-indoor-voice yell that broadcasts narrows down who it could be pretty quickly...]
Attention everyone who is listening! I have noticed that on this ship, there seems to be a lack of any real, big-time villains, yet an abundance of what look to be heroes. You see, this will not do! It's all boring that way! No conflict, no battle, no fights... I couldn't even get a brawl going over a free meal! Everyone here is soft! This is what happens when there's no evil in the picture. It's boring! Boring to no end!
Luckily for you all, I have a way to fix it. It's quite simple, really. How do you fix something that lacks a part? Add it in, of course! I am an evil mastermind, so it's a start, but every evil mastermind has to have a syndicate behind him! That's where you people come in. Anyone feeling evil enough to join the Syndicate of Evil (Hiring Names) need only say so. Together, we will cause mischief! And chaos! And mayhem! Maybe even take over the ship!
Of course, this would be far too easy if I didn't get the heroes a fighting chance. I hear there are rumors [That I just made up right now] going about of a group of Defenders of Justice forming! I suggest you hero-types go get yourselves organized if you want to have a chance of surviving...
This is the Flayvor of Evil, signing off!
[And thus marks the end of what was probably the most ridiculous thing.]
Attention everyone who is listening! I have noticed that on this ship, there seems to be a lack of any real, big-time villains, yet an abundance of what look to be heroes. You see, this will not do! It's all boring that way! No conflict, no battle, no fights... I couldn't even get a brawl going over a free meal! Everyone here is soft! This is what happens when there's no evil in the picture. It's boring! Boring to no end!
Luckily for you all, I have a way to fix it. It's quite simple, really. How do you fix something that lacks a part? Add it in, of course! I am an evil mastermind, so it's a start, but every evil mastermind has to have a syndicate behind him! That's where you people come in. Anyone feeling evil enough to join the Syndicate of Evil (Hiring Names) need only say so. Together, we will cause mischief! And chaos! And mayhem! Maybe even take over the ship!
Of course, this would be far too easy if I didn't get the heroes a fighting chance. I hear there are rumors [That I just made up right now] going about of a group of Defenders of Justice forming! I suggest you hero-types go get yourselves organized if you want to have a chance of surviving...
This is the Flayvor of Evil, signing off!
[And thus marks the end of what was probably the most ridiculous thing.]