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[Voice] The Flay Journal 003 - Heroes need not apply.

Sep 17, 2010 12:17

[The message is listed as "anonymous", however the no-indoor-voice yell that broadcasts narrows down who it could be pretty quickly...]

Attention everyone who is listening! I have noticed that on this ship, there seems to be a lack of any real, big-time villains, yet an abundance of what look to be heroes. You see, this will not do! It's all boring ( Read more... )

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voice i_h8_earth September 17 2010, 20:06:15 UTC

Quit your noise making worm baby.
None of this will matter once I've DESTROYED ALL THE HOOMANS!

Re: voice theflaya September 17 2010, 21:27:07 UTC

Destroyed? I give you credit for the thought, but destruction isn't the only way to go! Take a few key prisoners, get rid of only the annoying ones. Then you have an entire civilization under your hand with half the effort!

i_h8_earth September 18 2010, 01:56:24 UTC

You are foolish earth monkey.
Why would anyone WANT the hoomans?

They are USELESS.
The planet will be much better served as a parking structure.

Video purplebiker September 17 2010, 20:09:03 UTC

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I'm all for causing mischief, but I don't wanna hurt anyone.

Re: Video theflaya September 17 2010, 21:28:53 UTC

To each his own. Personally, I enjoy a good fight now and again, but I guess with the right plan you don't even need to lay a finger on anyone! Those kind are a little too dull for my tastes, though.

Re: Video purplebiker September 18 2010, 19:48:04 UTC

I know, I know. I'm just worried about innocents.

Re: Video theflaya September 19 2010, 09:18:10 UTC

Innocents can take care of themselves. They don't want a fight? They run! Simple!

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Voice; strongest9ball September 17 2010, 20:19:34 UTC

Heh, I bet you don't even know half of what it means to be mischievous!

Re: Voice; theflaya September 17 2010, 21:24:51 UTC

And I'll bet that you don't know what it means to be evil! It could hit you upside the face and you wouldn't get it!

Re: Voice; 1/3 strongest9ball September 17 2010, 21:25:58 UTC

I totally would too get it!

Re: Voice; strongest9ball September 17 2010, 21:26:40 UTC

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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD LAND A HIT ANYWAYS!

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[voice] undeadsidekick September 17 2010, 21:20:26 UTC

You've gotta be joking.

Re: [voice] theflaya September 17 2010, 21:37:46 UTC

Think what you want. It's always the skeptics that make the easiest targets.

Re: [voice] undeadsidekick September 17 2010, 21:44:25 UTC

I say this as an experienced criminal mastermind and hero.

[wait for it]

You're a tool.

note_atem September 17 2010, 21:29:26 UTC

You can't be serious.

theflaya September 17 2010, 21:41:16 UTC

you just don't appreciate the hero-villain relationship! If you want things to be anywhere near interesting, you've just got to have them! what's a world without conflict and suspense?

note_atem September 17 2010, 21:43:05 UTC

I don't think the people who've lost their homes, friends, and families need any more to deal with. And by doing this, anonymous or not, you're still alerting the head police of this ship and your so called "Heroes" as to what you're up to. You'll be stopped even before you begin.

Things like this are best done in secret- not a public message to everyone on board.

theflaya September 17 2010, 21:52:20 UTC

That's just it. Everyone is just too serious. Too boring. It's all so dull. I'm doing the ship a favor! People and their problems... they can't think about it all the time. It's just as important that they take their focus to other things, as well!

Besides, what fun is it to launch an assault in secret? It's the conflict that's the interesting part.

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