019 [Video] The Horror.
[The screen blinks on to show Polly, nearly engulfed by this hideous monstrosity. Her hair has been tucked up under an equally pink wig, and on top of that, a rather oversized tiara.]
[She... isn't very happy about all this. There's a squat, elderly alien woman fussing over her tugging and pulling things into just the right place. The woman stands back, cooing.]
There, now! Aren't you just the prettiest pink princess!
[Polly tries to smile... It's more like a grimace.]
Well... pink, anyway...
Pssst! It's rolling!
[The alien woman squawks and scrambles out of the frame, and Polly's "smile" becomes a little more strained as she turns toward the camera. Her hands are clasped together so hard that her knuckles are white.]
HI!
Here at Pretty Pink Princesses, we throw the very best tea parties for YOUR little princess! We offer a variety of party rooms--each with its very own theme, seating up to a dozen of her best friends!
Choose the Fairy Room to add a pinch of pixie dust to your party! Or choose a Diva party to give her and her guests some quality time with one of our highly-trained S.S. Thor Celebrity Impersonators!
The Deluxe Package even comes with her very own Pretty Pink Princess Make-over!
[CLICK, and the image flickers, then continues to transmit for a few more moments.]
And that's a wrap!
[Polly's face falls, and she looks imploringly off-camera.]
Can I please wear something else...?
[END TRANSMISSION]
[Pink = Polly's boss for the month, blue = random cameraman, black = a disappointed Polly.
[She... isn't very happy about all this. There's a squat, elderly alien woman fussing over her tugging and pulling things into just the right place. The woman stands back, cooing.]
There, now! Aren't you just the prettiest pink princess!
[Polly tries to smile... It's more like a grimace.]
Well... pink, anyway...
Pssst! It's rolling!
[The alien woman squawks and scrambles out of the frame, and Polly's "smile" becomes a little more strained as she turns toward the camera. Her hands are clasped together so hard that her knuckles are white.]
HI!
Here at Pretty Pink Princesses, we throw the very best tea parties for YOUR little princess! We offer a variety of party rooms--each with its very own theme, seating up to a dozen of her best friends!
Choose the Fairy Room to add a pinch of pixie dust to your party! Or choose a Diva party to give her and her guests some quality time with one of our highly-trained S.S. Thor Celebrity Impersonators!
The Deluxe Package even comes with her very own Pretty Pink Princess Make-over!
[CLICK, and the image flickers, then continues to transmit for a few more moments.]
And that's a wrap!
[Polly's face falls, and she looks imploringly off-camera.]
Can I please wear something else...?
[END TRANSMISSION]
[Pink = Polly's boss for the month, blue = random cameraman, black = a disappointed Polly.