Sep 09, 2010 19:19
[Journal camera starts broadcasting, displaying a restaurant in the background. Tables, chairs, people eating at them, all of that stuff. On the wall in the far back is a sign reading "Intergalactic house of Zazzcakes. quiet talking can be heard just off-camera]
So you just want an ad? Ha! I can do that no problem! Just watch, the customers will be here in droves once I'm through!
[See a Flay enter from above the camera, wearing a butterfly mask. He strikes a pose.]
I bet you all out there are feeling hungry about now, aren't you? That's no way to be! Everyone deserves to have some food! So get over here, to THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF ZAZZCAKES and have your fill! Right now! The Waiter of JUSTICE Shall guarantee fast service! Special, for tonight only, a free zazzcake with every order! You have no reason not to! And not doing so bay be the last thing you ever not do... With that, I shall return to waiting! On you!
[exeunt up-left, then the feed cuts on what was probably the cheesiest commercial played in a while...]
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