TEXT 12 ► DIASTER'S HIS NAME

[maskedbreathing]

Wuertz here. I'm a coach this month, so I'm going to lay it out here and you can all ask me questions. I'll be coaching two sports. I also work most nights, so practices during the day. If you want to play baseball or football (full contact), leave a message here. I'll teach you how to play, it's easy. Also, I'm sort of a shit, so if you're thin-

Comments

[note_atem]

[Well he said 'play' so those must be games. Interest.]

What are baseball and football?

[maskedbreathing]

They're sports. For baseball, it involves hitting a ball with a wooden bat and trying not to let anyone get it. For football, it involves taking a ball and trying not to be jumped on by the opposing team.

[note_atem]

-..oh. Sports. Alright, thank you.

[maskedbreathing]

Right.

[stabbedalot]

[sup fellow recreation coach/counselor/torturer]

I still think we should have made them run an obstacle course.

[grump grump grump, his idea of "obstacle course" probably would have caused the kids to collapse]

[maskedbreathing]

[sup]

I doubt we'll have enough numbers to be able to eliminate people.

[stabbedalot]

[how u doin?]

Just make two teams and have them go all out. The losers have to be the winners slaves for a week. Simple as that.

[maskedbreathing]

Oh, I don't think it needs to go that far, especially given as there won't be much time to practice or plan.

[notasinglelady]

Finn is going to like this. He was the star quarterback of the school's football team.

[maskedbreathing]

Oh, good. I can get better acquainted with him. I hope he's not going to try to run the team for me.

[oh you can't see or hear it, but he's totally grinning.]

[notasinglelady]

You two talked, uhm? [he knew that already but, heh.] No, he's not the sort of person who does that. He's not like Rachel.

[Meanie 83]

[maskedbreathing]

Briefly.

[hasemotions]

Football I can figure out the meaning of, but what's baseball?

[maskedbreathing]

You hit a small ball thrown in your direction with a bat and try to run to a series of white bags.

[hasemotions]

Sounds easy!

[maskedbreathing]

Not as much as you'd think.

[beregretta]

[SUP COWORKER]

..Very well. I'll take those who are more interested in running and target practice type sports, such as archery.

[8U]

[maskedbreathing]

Good call.