TEXT 12 ► DIASTER'S HIS NAME

[maskedbreathing]

Wuertz here. I'm a coach this month, so I'm going to lay it out here and you can all ask me questions. I'll be coaching two sports. I also work most nights, so practices during the day. If you want to play baseball or football (full contact), leave a message here. I'll teach you how to play, it's easy. Also, I'm sort of a shit, so if you're thin-

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[bullysandwicher]

Full contact?

[maskedbreathing]

You know how to play football, Noi?

[bullysandwicher]

Nah. Just baseball.

[maskedbreathing]

Well, you're basically trying to run through, over and around people trying to knock you down and take the ball from you. You can play it with flags, so if someone grabs a flag you have to stop, or full-contact, where someone tackles you into the ground.

[onewithwild]

Ball?

[he is thin-skinned and can't handle someone yelling, so probably this isn't for him]

[maskedbreathing]

Yeah?

[onewithwild]

Why would you scream at someone over a ball?

[maskedbreathing]

You need the ball to win, and I really like winning.