SUPER AMAZING BURNING SOUL OF MANLINESS 07 [ACTION/VIDEO]
[Here's Kamina in what appears to be some kind of lingerie shop. He's looking down at something at the moment, the Guide panning over to what you could only assume to be the alien owner of the place. He quickly looks back up with a big grin on his face]
OI, DO YOU HAVE HUGE TITS?!
[the alien owner is already tentaclepalming and muttering a "Goddamn it, kid, just read the card"]
THAT MEANS YOU PROBABLY HAVE SOME BACK PAIN, RIGHT?! TAHHH!! DON'T WORRY! SNOBBERLY'S HAS AN EXCELLENT LINE OF SUPPORTIVE YET SEXY BRAS THAT WILL IMPRESS YOUR BOYFRIEND, SIGNIFICANT OTHER, OR EVEN ME!
...AH? WHO AM I?! OI, OI, OI, I'M THE MAN WITH AN UNBENDABLE WILL AND FLAMING RESOLVE THAT CARVES A MAN'S SOUL INTO THE VERY SKY ITSELF! WITH AN IRON SOUL BUT HANDS AS SOFT AS COTTON SO THAT I CAN CUP YOUR BREAS--
["STICK TO THE SCRIPT!"]
Tch.
[Kamina coughs and continues]
EVEN IF YOU'RE FLATCHESTED, OUR SPECIAL LINE OF WONDERBRAS CAN DECEIVE THE OBJECT OF YOUR DESIRE INTO THINKING YOU HAVE BREASTS!
[He pauses briefly to hold up a sign:
DISCLAIMER: Wonderbras not guaranteed to work on lolis or Sakura]
NOT SURE OF YOUR SIZE?! YOSH! FEAR NOT, BEAUTIFUL! SNOBBERLY'S HAS A FRIENDLY LINE OF FITTERS THAT WILL PERSONALLY TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR SIZING NEEDS!
OI, OI, OI, JOIN US FOR OUR SPECTACULAR END OF THE MONTH SPECIAL AND BUY ONE BRA AND GET A SECOND FOR FREE! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! KEH! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT DEAL ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE!
REMEMBER! WITH SNOBBERLY'S AND KAMINA-SAMA, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN GOOD HANDS! YOSH!
[yes I totally stole that from Meer's post IT'S A GOOD SLOGAN OKAY she gets a gold star]
OI, DO YOU HAVE HUGE TITS?!
[the alien owner is already tentaclepalming and muttering a "Goddamn it, kid, just read the card"]
THAT MEANS YOU PROBABLY HAVE SOME BACK PAIN, RIGHT?! TAHHH!! DON'T WORRY! SNOBBERLY'S HAS AN EXCELLENT LINE OF SUPPORTIVE YET SEXY BRAS THAT WILL IMPRESS YOUR BOYFRIEND, SIGNIFICANT OTHER, OR EVEN ME!
...AH? WHO AM I?! OI, OI, OI, I'M THE MAN WITH AN UNBENDABLE WILL AND FLAMING RESOLVE THAT CARVES A MAN'S SOUL INTO THE VERY SKY ITSELF! WITH AN IRON SOUL BUT HANDS AS SOFT AS COTTON SO THAT I CAN CUP YOUR BREAS--
["STICK TO THE SCRIPT!"]
Tch.
[Kamina coughs and continues]
EVEN IF YOU'RE FLATCHESTED, OUR SPECIAL LINE OF WONDERBRAS CAN DECEIVE THE OBJECT OF YOUR DESIRE INTO THINKING YOU HAVE BREASTS!
[He pauses briefly to hold up a sign:
DISCLAIMER: Wonderbras not guaranteed to work on lolis or Sakura]
NOT SURE OF YOUR SIZE?! YOSH! FEAR NOT, BEAUTIFUL! SNOBBERLY'S HAS A FRIENDLY LINE OF FITTERS THAT WILL PERSONALLY TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR SIZING NEEDS!
OI, OI, OI, JOIN US FOR OUR SPECTACULAR END OF THE MONTH SPECIAL AND BUY ONE BRA AND GET A SECOND FOR FREE! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! KEH! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT DEAL ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE!
REMEMBER! WITH SNOBBERLY'S AND KAMINA-SAMA, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN GOOD HANDS! YOSH!
[yes I totally stole that from Meer's post IT'S A GOOD SLOGAN OKAY she gets a gold star]