[The feed cuts on to display an arena about the size of your standard athletic stadium, surrounded by jungle. The seats are filled to nearly capacity, and the open area in the middle is smooth, packed dirt, nearly empty but for the one small figure standing in the middle.
Looking like
this.]
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF, "HUMAN
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But he'll be there like a shot if it starts to get out of hand.]
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[Have some more audience screaming as a few scramble to leave their seats.]
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You never know.]
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Ah... So that's how you stop them...
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It's what I'm going with, yeah. I'd rather just leave, but they have some sort of barrier up.
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[Pauses for a moment after that comment.]
You are being held against your will?
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[Have some more ambient nose of the crowd and the dinosaur stomping around on the ground that's still solid.]
It happened to a friend of mine once--they let her go eventually, once she gave them a show.
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It takes her a moment to speak, but when she does, it's on video, with an appreciative smile on her face. ]
I thought we were told this one was more resilient than most, and could really take a beating. I hate false advertising.
[ thus that ends her moment of being, and sounding, amused. In reality, it's a ridiculous situation she can tell the dino didn't sign up for, and likewise neither did the woman. She's compelled to make an offer -- more so than usual.
She can imagine how little appreciation Tsunade would have had for being in a similar situation, and how many things would break in the process. Rightfully so. ]
Can I be of assistance, ma'am?
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Haaaah. This one is also notoriously difficult, or so I'm also told.
[She sounds dryly amused.]
I appreciate it, kiddo, but I'd rather not bring them too many more people for their show.
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[ it's the equivalent of a vocal shrug; she's not intent on tossing herself into bad situations, but really. ]
Besides, who knows, maybe I really just want to rescue the dinosaur.
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[and neither contestant looks particularly happy...]
[something seems rather amiss here]
Yoruichi-san...?
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[She still sounds irritated.]
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[brb even more concerned now]
Ah, where are you right now?
...And what are you doing?
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[Hi, have some more dinosaur trumpeting and crowd cheering in the background.]
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[She snickers, and it's a terribly cruel sound]
Although, I doubt they'll be making any money off me by the time they finish all the repairs.
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