[video]--because I've been promising Ish something like this forever
[The feed cuts on to display an arena about the size of your standard athletic stadium, surrounded by jungle. The seats are filled to nearly capacity, and the open area in the middle is smooth, packed dirt, nearly empty but for the one small figure standing in the middle.
Looking like this.]
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF, "HUMAN CREATURES: SEXY BATTLES."
Come watch this tiny human battle it out against this fearsome reptile! And if you're worried that the fight will end too soon, we're told this one is more resilient than most, and can REALLY take a beating!
[Yoruichi continues to stand there with the same flat, annoyed look on her face.]
[A large door at one end of the stadium slides open, and out of the darkness comes a an dinosaur, about 30 feet long and looking none too happy to be there. It catches sight of the seemingly easy prey in the center of the arena, and fixes its gaze on her.]
All right, folks! Time to get this show started, I hope you're as excited as I am!
[The crowds roars its approval, which only seems to set the creature off more, and it looks agitated, tossing its head and roaring.]
[Yoruichi's face has gone from annoyed to angry, and she flexes the fingers of her right hand.]
Any words from our contestant?
[Her eyes flick away from the dinosaur for a moment, her face stony.]
No.
[She raises her fist, dropping down to one knee and slamming it into the ground. The impact is strong enough to badly break up the dirt from the point of contact, rendering fully half the arena ground useless and prompting agitated screams from both spectators and dinosaur.]
(ooc: Thanks to Jess and Aest for letting me steal their idea. XD And here's an example of the kind of damage she's capable of with a hit.)
Looking like this.]
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF, "HUMAN CREATURES: SEXY BATTLES."
Come watch this tiny human battle it out against this fearsome reptile! And if you're worried that the fight will end too soon, we're told this one is more resilient than most, and can REALLY take a beating!
[Yoruichi continues to stand there with the same flat, annoyed look on her face.]
[A large door at one end of the stadium slides open, and out of the darkness comes a an dinosaur, about 30 feet long and looking none too happy to be there. It catches sight of the seemingly easy prey in the center of the arena, and fixes its gaze on her.]
All right, folks! Time to get this show started, I hope you're as excited as I am!
[The crowds roars its approval, which only seems to set the creature off more, and it looks agitated, tossing its head and roaring.]
[Yoruichi's face has gone from annoyed to angry, and she flexes the fingers of her right hand.]
Any words from our contestant?
[Her eyes flick away from the dinosaur for a moment, her face stony.]
No.
[She raises her fist, dropping down to one knee and slamming it into the ground. The impact is strong enough to badly break up the dirt from the point of contact, rendering fully half the arena ground useless and prompting agitated screams from both spectators and dinosaur.]
(ooc: Thanks to Jess and Aest for letting me steal their idea. XD And here's an example of the kind of damage she's capable of with a hit.)