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[trickstermentor]

[There is a very attractive blonde on your screens folks, with a black cat perched on her shoulder who she's petting very gently.]

Well now, I for one find it reassuring that the Improbability Drive is still functioning despite our currently precarious position in the void of space, so that I suppose is some small comfort to take from the situation.

Comments

alfred filter

[mala_suerte]

Nothin' worth payin' attention to.

[ huh? that filter-- but--

and those mannerisms--

ah. well. considering everything that's been happening.

HE KNOWS YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT ABOUT THIS KINDA STUFF SO ]

That said, hubba hubba, Urahara-san!

alfred filter

[trickstermentor]

[And now, because he is indeed a good sport, he flutters his eyelashes and his fan in synchrony.]

Oh ho~ You have quite a way with paying your compliments Madarame-san; keep that up and I might let you take me to a strip club!

Re: alfred filter

[mala_suerte]

Hey, I'd love to see a classy lady like yourself havin' a good time at a strip club.

... ain't so welcome at that hippo place anymore, though.

How's it been goin'?

Re: alfred filter

[goneonenight]

[Sup, bro. Yoruichi is looking more bro-ish than usual, and is still draped over her couch like a lazy tomcat.]

I've been thinking about going back there like this. Do you think they'd recognize me?

[video]

[goneonenight]

I still can't believe you went out and got stilettos. Even I don't own stilettos.

[Yoruichi's sprawled over the couch at home with her Guide propped up on the coffee table. She's wearing a pair of baggy sweatpants and nothing else, baring a newly chiseled and decidedly unbusty chest.]

[Obviously, one of this pair was more worried about getting new clothes than the other]

[video]

[trickstermentor]

Oh come now, you can't blame me for at least wanting to try them.

Besides, I hear they can do rather wonderful things to one's legs and posterior. I've certainly admired your frame when you've been in heels in the past.

[video]

[goneonenight]

Considering how they feel to walk in, I wouldn't have blamed you if you didn't.

[chuckles]

So what, this is payback for all the times you got to see me in them?

[video]

[trickstermentor]

Well I don't know, is it having the same sort of effect on you as it does on me~?

[Alfred Filter]

[ofnoblemind]

[Un...sure who this is. At least at first. But then that fan comes out and Byakuya has a pretty good idea.

Welp.]

It was a bout of foolishness. Nothing more.

Re: [Alfred Filter]

[trickstermentor]

I'm glad to hear it.

[Lips quirk up in that little smirk that suggests that teasing's about to follow. Why is it that it's so much more pronounced when his lips are fuller and slightly pinker?]

Though really Kuchiki-san, with so few direct subordinates on board, I would have thought it would be easier to keep track of them all~

[Alfred Filter]

[ofnoblemind]

[Feminine wiles are dangerous things.]

I am not his wet nurse. I do not watch his every move.

[Nor does he want to.]

Re: [Alfred Filter]

[trickstermentor]

[Yes they are and he is going to love testing them out.]

I wasn't suggesting that you should. Still, no harm done, hmm?

alfred

[killeraesthetic]

Nothing to worry about~ I'm not sure if it's been resolved but there definitely won't be a repeat.

Ah but more importantly, Urahara-san, you do look lovely in this form.

Re: alfred

[trickstermentor]

That's something at least; I will make sure to catch up with him at some point and convey my best wishes in person.

[Oh so many compliments!]

Thank you~ I must admit, it's certainly not the worst effect the drive's had on me. It's been interesting adapting to the shift in my center of gravity, that's for sure.

filter;

[supersedure]

[ There are no words. ]

What happened to you?!

Re: filter;

[trickstermentor]

[There's no need for them, the look on your face is priceless.]

I appear to be getting in touch with my feminine side today, Suì-Fēng-san.

filter;

[supersedure]

[ Yeah no she knows I mean, her roommate too, but, this, you, woman? No.

What.

She might open and close her mouth like a fish a few times before regaining some composure. ]

Yoruichi-sama...? Has she been having this kind of troubles?

Re: filter;

[trickstermentor]

Well I wouldn't necessarily call it troublesome but he doesn't seem to be too put out by the change. It's only temporary after all.

[My, you do demonstrate a remarkably accurate ability to impersonate a fish, Suì-Fēng-san.]

I trust you aren't suffering any ill effects?