21 [video]
[There is a very attractive blonde on your screens folks, with a black cat perched on her shoulder who she's petting very gently.]
Well now, I for one find it reassuring that the Improbability Drive is still functioning despite our currently precarious position in the void of space, so that I suppose is some small comfort to take from the situation.
[Oh look, she's pulled a small white fan out from seemingly nowhere and is using it to half conceal her face as she flaps it delicately.]
So with that in mind, perhaps some of patrons aboard this vessel would like to stop treating my business like it's a free-for-all. I would also like to point out that just because I am currently occupying a shapelier form, it does not mean that I am incapable of doing what's necessary to defend my livelihood. And I will do so in stilettos which I know from experience hurt considerably more than a pair of geta.
[The cat hops off her shoulder and starts to climb the wall of the Urahara Shoten Space Station Outlet. Urahara- stiletto heels, figure hugging mini-skirt (in tribute to a dearly departed friend) and all- watches her go with a smile.]
Oh, and I'd like to point out that today is free chocolate day for any passenger on board who has recently had their [delicate cough goes here] plumbing reworked. I hear it's supposed to be quite good for shock~
[Alfred Filter // Private to Shinigami]
Now would anyone mind telling me what that business was about earlier this week? I apologise, I feel I have been somewhat negligent in keeping up to date with current affairs due to being bent over black hole research in my lab. I trust everything has been resolved satisfactorily?
Well now, I for one find it reassuring that the Improbability Drive is still functioning despite our currently precarious position in the void of space, so that I suppose is some small comfort to take from the situation.
[Oh look, she's pulled a small white fan out from seemingly nowhere and is using it to half conceal her face as she flaps it delicately.]
So with that in mind, perhaps some of patrons aboard this vessel would like to stop treating my business like it's a free-for-all. I would also like to point out that just because I am currently occupying a shapelier form, it does not mean that I am incapable of doing what's necessary to defend my livelihood. And I will do so in stilettos which I know from experience hurt considerably more than a pair of geta.
[The cat hops off her shoulder and starts to climb the wall of the Urahara Shoten Space Station Outlet. Urahara- stiletto heels, figure hugging mini-skirt (in tribute to a dearly departed friend) and all- watches her go with a smile.]
Oh, and I'd like to point out that today is free chocolate day for any passenger on board who has recently had their [delicate cough goes here] plumbing reworked. I hear it's supposed to be quite good for shock~
[Alfred Filter // Private to Shinigami]
Now would anyone mind telling me what that business was about earlier this week? I apologise, I feel I have been somewhat negligent in keeping up to date with current affairs due to being bent over black hole research in my lab. I trust everything has been resolved satisfactorily?