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[volcanisms]

What's the point in offering a butter stocking mission if there's a shortage?

Seems like a joke to me.

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[maid_of_fthulu]

That's rather disconcerting.
Considering everything else that is going on, you pick the crisis least likely to end in everyone's instantaneous and brutal demise to focus on?

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[volcanisms]

Everyone else is already freaking out about the black hole.

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[maid_of_fthulu]

Oh, I see.
Since everybody is freaking out about that, you decided to freak out about something else, further adding to an ever-increasing list of fears and worries.
How very considerate.

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[volcanisms]

I'm not freaking out.

[sound_council]

Are you just now realizing that the refugee missions are a joke?

[volcanisms]

I've had some pretty decent ones before...

[sound_council]

Perhaps you should choose your missions more carefully. The good ones go fast.

[volcanisms]

Yeah, I know. This doesn't seem so bad, just kinda... unnecessary, in light of things.

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[p_p_p_pasta]

ICELAAAAANNNND!!! ICELAAAAANNNND! VE!!!

I know butter is really important but did you see the giant black hole outside?! We're going to die!!!!

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[volcanisms]

Uh... yeah.

But you know, we didn't die when the world supposedly blew up. So...

[VIDEO]

[p_p_p_pasta]

But, but, but but but butbutbutbutbutbutbut...!

[VIDEO]

[volcanisms]

But...?

[volcanisms]

Sounds noble...

[volcanisms]

That makes sense, I guess. I'll get good money for it.