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[all_range_mode]

[VIDEO I GUESS]

[it's not easy to get fox to laugh at much of anything, but he's fucking losing it at Vampire Magical Transforming Braineater Dinosaur. SORRY GARRUS 8(]

HEEEEEEEERE COMES SHEPARD!

[reigninginstars]

[Shepard's vid flicks on and she has a pretty big grin playing on her lips.]

Hey, it's pretty damn funny.

Gotta hand it to you Garrus, you really got yourself in a mess now.

[Slow clap. Aww yeaaahhhh tag teaming]

[all_range_mode]

I like how not only does his body become that of a dinosaur, it apparently also shrinks to the size of the head. It'd be pretty hard to get around like that, I think.

[reigninginstars]

Yeah, he's going to be a bit top heavy and if he can somehow start walking around without too much of an issue, getting through doors is going to prove quite difficult for him.

[all_range_mode]

I'd like to see him fire an assault rifle with those stubby little arms.

[rocketfaced]

Really?

Are you two done?

[reigninginstars]

Especially when he's chasing down li--

[ohai Garrus]

I'm not sure, this is entertaining.

[Snickersnicker]

[rocketfaced]

Oh, I'm sorry then.

Keep on going. I'll just sit here, listen, and question my life choices.

You know, the usual.

[FOR THE RECORD: HE'S KIDDING]

[reigninginstars]

You really should, Garrus.

Especially with chasing around children. Is that really what you do with your free time?

[Sorry Garrus, she's having fun with this.]

[rocketfaced]

Well I have to get my exercise somehow.

[reigninginstars]

Huh. I can think of a few other ways for you to get your exercise without chasing after small children.

You don't want the public getting even worse ideas. [Snerk]

[rocketfaced]

[AAANNND he waves his arms around T-Rex style]

I don't see what's so scary about this.

[reigninginstars]

[Shepard chuckles]

Yeah, you're right.

You couldn't be terrifying even if you tried.

[You kind of walked right into that one, Garrus.]

[rocketfaced]

Huh.

Someone should go inform those kids, then.

[reigninginstars]

Are there even any kids left?

[all_range_mode]

I bet he ate them all. Y'know, being a scary dinosaur and all.