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[gayformaster]

~*~*~ SEVENTH EDITION :: NEWSFLASH BULLETIN GOSSIP MAGAZINE MONTHLY~*~*~

Hello, good refugees of Thor! Today, we've put together a special newsflash bulletin of the SECRET LIVES OF YOUR FELLOW REFUGEES!!! Also known as SLOYRF, also known as SLFR! This information has been gathered by both citizens and other refugees alike, and is certainly not for

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[yosukecantstop]

WHAT THE HELL?! I'm not spazzy and danger prone!

...OR A SHARK!

[leftacreampuff]

Well... to be fair...

...The first one is kind of right.

[yosukecantstop]

What? No it isn't! Stop making this worse! No one could be stupid enough to believe it anyway, right?

[leftacreampuff]

I believed it.

I'm really sorry by the way.

[yosukecantstop]

[Groan.]

How hard did you hit your head when you fell out of heaven anyway?

[leftacreampuff]

I've never been to heaven.

[yosukecantstop]

[Damn, you suck at the angel thing, dude.]

...Huh.

[leftacreampuff]

Y-Yeah.

I'm from a different planet, not from heaven.

[yosukecantstop]

Then what the hell are those freaky wings for? And why do you call Lucifer-sama 'uncle?' ...And why didn't you ever tell me you were an alien?! That's not the kind of thing you casually leave out!

[leftacreampuff]

[HURT FACE OF HURT]

I'm... I'm sorry...

[yosukecantstop]

I probably should have guessed it anyway. It definitely explains a lot.

[leftacreampuff]

[Chihaya hesitates, as if he's afraid of the answer he'll get]

Explains what...?

[yosukecantstop]

Uh...never mind.

[leftacreampuff]

No, Yosuke.

What does it explain?

[yosukecantstop]

Look, I have shark stuff to do, okay? I'll see you at work later!

[leftacreampuff]

If you don't tell me right now, I'll scream at work!

I'll do it!