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[onehotkappa]

[A new show is starting up on Thor TV. It promies to be educational, inspirational, entertaining, and with real stories you'll refuse to believe! The music is playing up, and scenes start flashing across the screen, of fighting and hugging and cooking and sleeping, even showering! All domestic, and all promising another equally mindless midday show

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text | will be slow, but still!!

[knifedances]

[He'd actually been looking to watch kids cartoons, but hey, this looks like fun~]

Standard human translation error? Ha ha! What could that mean, I wonder?

Also, those don't look much like standard human pets to me...

[onehotkappa]

Want me to assume you're actually a goddamn strong brute who could kick the ass of everyone on this station? 'Cause that still seems unlikely. I'll wait until you prove you can pull it off.

But if we're gonna be friends, I gotta know what the hell that even means, right?

[ooc: Get him the beer, definitely! Otherwise there'd be alcohol withdrawal and I'm too lazy to research it right now. >.>]

perma-video because that's his only option. >:

[congenialsinner]

It probably means something like good-for-nothing second cousin or unemployed older sibling.

perma-text!

[knifedances]

Ha ha! Yeah, I would find that believable enough~

[congenialsinner]

Oh? Are you friends with Gojyo?

[knifedances]

Ah, I'm not sure he'd describe me as a friend, yet. [Unlike Izaya, who considers everyone as his 'friends', though his definition of the term holds little resemblance to it's standard meaning] More of an acquaintance, perhaps.

[congenialsinner]

I see. And whose acquaintance am I making, if you don't mind my asking?

[knifedances]

Orihara Izaya. And you're Cho Hakkai?

[Because this 'program' informed him of this a few moments before]

[congenialsinner]

Yes, that's correct.

[But if you say anything about mother, then your so-far favorable first impression will be ruined forever.]

[knifedances]

[He's behaving...for the moment at least]

And you are a friend of Gojyo's, I take it?

[congenialsinner]

[Good. B(]

Haha, yes, that's correct as well. We've been good friends for several years, now.

[knifedances]

Lucky you~ Ah, though I suppose that's a little mean. He seems alright, if I ignore the teasing.

[Though he doesn't really care about that. Teasing is preferable to having large objects thrown at him, after all]

[congenialsinner]

He has a tendency to tease everyone he speaks with. It's just how he is, I'm afraid.

[knifedances]

It's nice to know he's egalitarian about it, at least~ And it's not so bad, really. Teasing is fairly harmless, after all.

[At least, it can be]

[congenialsinner]

It is, usually. As long as you're not the type of person to take everything personally, at least.

[onehotkappa]

The hell, Hakkai?!

[he will come out of the kitchen and find him now.]