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[onehotkappa]

[A new show is starting up on Thor TV. It promies to be educational, inspirational, entertaining, and with real stories you'll refuse to believe! The music is playing up, and scenes start flashing across the screen, of fighting and hugging and cooking and sleeping, even showering! All domestic, and all promising another equally mindless midday show

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text | will be slow, but still!!

[knifedances]

[He'd actually been looking to watch kids cartoons, but hey, this looks like fun~]

Standard human translation error? Ha ha! What could that mean, I wonder?

Also, those don't look much like standard human pets to me...

[video because he has no choice about it!]

[onehotkappa]

How the fuck should I know? Standard human gonna fucking kill someone if I don't get a goddamn beer, probably.

What the hell about this show is standard?

text | poor Gojyo~

[knifedances]

Eh, calm down. I'm sure you can go a few days without it. It'd probably do you good~

And I don't know, you're all standard humans? I'm not sure if anyone can be described as 'standard', unless they're referring only to lack of supernatural abilities?

video | yes, he's suffering, give him sympathy :<

[onehotkappa]

Not interested. I'm gonna find someone who can fix this.

They just chose some refugees at fucking random, I doubt they bothered to check. They kinda missed the fact that Hakkai's got a dick.

[no, he doesn't feel like sharing that not a single person on the show is anywhere close to being a standard human.]

video;

[overcomplex]

...

How did this even happen??

Re: video;

[onehotkappa]

I didn't sign up for it, that's for fucking sure.

Re: video;

[overcomplex]

You sure?

You sure you didn't sign something by accident?

Re: video;

[onehotkappa]

Yes, I'm fucking sure. I didn't sign up for a job at all this month, I was just gonna play poker.

[video]

[a_fate_accepted]

...is this really what the normal family comprises of in this world?

[video//action]

[redeyeknight]

[What are you watching?]

I do not believe so... [What? A dragon and three-headed beast?]

...

[video//action]

[a_fate_accepted]

[It's the Standard Human Family, husband! Don't you want to start one?]

I think I saw a merchant selling them at his shop. If we need to get one I think can...

...er...

...once we can afford it.

[video//action]

[redeyeknight]

[We can start one, but not like the one on the guide please]

... Do you want one? [You know how he feels about dragons at least.]

Video;

[twicethepower]

Boy, did they cast Kratos wrong. He should be like... the angry neighbor, or something.

Re: Video;

[onehotkappa]

He shouldn't be here at all.

Re: Video;

[twicethepower]

But he is, so he should have been cast right! Maybe the angry uncle would be okay, too... but only if no one knows how they're related to him...

Re: Video;

[onehotkappa]

Or that crazy guy in the attic who makes banging noises.

[ACTION] | [VIDEO TO ONLOOKERS]

[sternjudgment]

Arietta. Come with me. We're leaving.

[ACTION] | [VIDEO TO ONLOOKERS]

[flightandfight]

[HEADING OVER, BUT...]

What about Hakkai and Gojyo?

Re: [ACTION] | [VIDEO TO ONLOOKERS]

[sternjudgment]

[WITH LUCK THE PLACE WILL CATCH FIRE]

[is what he wants to say]

[but instead he goes:]

I'm sure they can handle themselves.

Re: [ACTION] | [VIDEO TO ONLOOKERS]

[flightandfight]

But Arietta doesn't want them to be watched by space brothers.