† Thirty-First Audio

[wingsofsilver]

Hah-fucking-hah. Because I was just saying to myself last week, "Hey, what's the one piece of shit that hasn't been shoved into my face on this ship yet? Oh yeah, being a rodent." Thank you so much, universe, for making my life complete.

[The bitter sarcasm, it drips.]

So if anybody needs me, I'll be sharpening my non-existent claws on the rug and

Comments

[video] They are doomed to speak to each other only during events.

[meowquis]

I concur.

[Loud sigh.]

I don't suppose you have an idea as to who is behind this?

Re: [video] A curse that can only be solved by alcohol.

[wingsofsilver]

I've pretty much decided to blame all of this on our resident member of the Greek Pantheon. Even if she didn't do it, I'm sure I'll blame her for something later anyway, so it's all the same to me.

[video] I like how you think.

[meowquis]

[Choke]

C-Come again? Surely they are only myths!

[Long pause.]

Do I want to know which goddess she is alleged to be?

Re: [video] This may call for plotting.

[wingsofsilver]

This coming from the guy who thinks he's a country? [Amusement, he half wants to see England tell that to Dite's face.]

It's Aphrodite, the woman who's blonde, beautiful and currently screwing Lucifer.