† Thirty-First Audio
Hah-fucking-hah. Because I was just saying to myself last week, "Hey, what's the one piece of shit that hasn't been shoved into my face on this ship yet? Oh yeah, being a rodent." Thank you so much, universe, for making my life complete.
[The bitter sarcasm, it drips.]
So if anybody needs me, I'll be sharpening my non-existent claws on the rug and choking up hairballs into the upholstery. Fuck me, this is stupid.
[ooc: But the ability to speak aside, isn't he just precious?]
[The bitter sarcasm, it drips.]
So if anybody needs me, I'll be sharpening my non-existent claws on the rug and choking up hairballs into the upholstery. Fuck me, this is stupid.
[ooc: But the ability to speak aside, isn't he just precious?]