December Missions

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The Elevator StrikeFollowing several days of striking, the Vogons and the EU were able to negotiate an end to the hostilities. The president of the EU was heard saying, "We are very pleased with the progress that's been made. There were a few concessions, namely the Flatulence Fine, but overall these negotiations mark the beginning of

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Firebreathers

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[100yearsgone]

[ If Zuko wants to be a funny guy, so does Aang. A tsundere waiter seems very fitting. Oh yes, he discovered what that word means. Could any job be more perfect for Zuko? ]

Zuko 4-6

[ Under his breath. ] See how he likes this!

[ If only Aang had signed him up for the job he wanted to, instead of making this mistake. ]

[deconflagration]

[ Aang, how do you like your flesh? Well done or charred? ]

How is that supposed to keep anything a secret?!

[ Wow, Zuko. That's also not helping. ]

Why'd you pick this job? There were plenty of others!

[100yearsgone]

[ ooh no. His initial reaction is to hide, but he does not do that. Yet. ]

Zuko--!! I didn't meant to-- I would never betray your trust like that! It was an accident!

[deconflagration]

[ Oh, you better try and hide, Aang. Either way, he will find you. Don't forget he spent the entire first book HUNTING YOU DOWN with various amounts of success. But he just sighs. Zuko knows first-hand how awful the Guide can be when it comes to selecting jobs. ]

You'll do fifty hotsquats every time you hear the sound of metal against metal until the end of the month.

[ And no. He doesn't care what Aang happens to be doing at the time. AND HE BETTER SEE AANG DOING THEM. ]

[100yearsgone]

[ For the love of-- He had to mention clanking metal, and Aang has to hear it. He makes a loud exaggerated sick sound. ]

Oh no! Appa just threw up! I think he's sick. Guess those hotsquats are gonna have to wait until I figure this out.

[ Appaaaaaaaa? Why do you have to foil Aang's lies by roaring. ]

[deconflagration]

[.........................]

You're a terrible liar. And I don't hear hotsquatting.

[100yearsgone]

[ And now he's lounging on Appa's saddle. ]

One hotsquat, two hotsquats, three hotsquats, four hotsquats. [ And now he is playing with Momo. ] Five hotsquats, six hotsquats, seven hotsquats, nine hotsquats-- [ There's a pause. ] Wait, Momo! Let me see that!

Er...[ Now he's staring at the guide on Appa's middle left foot. ] Eight hotsquats, nine hotsquats, ten hotsquats... [ He doesn't even remember where he left off counting. ]

[deconflagration]

[ No, Aang. No. You will take your punishment seriously. He will find you, Aang. He will find you and he will make you do those hotsquats. And you will be sorry you cheated. ]

[100yearsgone]

[ After a couple of minutes he starts doing them for real on the floor of the hangar next to Appa. He's sure Zuko will come storming in at any second, his silence is deafening, and a scary Zuko makes for a scared Aang. ]

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[putseroinhero]

Keh!

Jiraiya! 4-3!

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[facelikethis]

Vivi Orunitia. Room 4-3

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[lutefisk]

Norway, 7-12.

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[lutefisk]

[He's now gripping tightly onto this Guide.]

Look, you. I'm gettin' tired of yer mistakes n' havin' to suffer through 'em.