December Missions
OOC Info:
The Elevator StrikeFollowing several days of striking, the Vogons and the EU were able to negotiate an end to the hostilities. The president of the EU was heard saying, "We are very pleased with the progress that's been made. There were a few concessions, namely the Flatulence Fine, but overall these negotiations mark the beginning of serious improvements for Elevator-kind."
Squid Flu OutbreakSince the S.S. Thor's departure from Mineralisc, there have been sixteen reported cases of squid flu aboard the ship. Squid flu is highly contagious, and its symptoms include fevers, coughing, sneezing, nausea, and turquoise urine. In severe cases, squid-like behavior is also exhibited, including ‘tangling’ with other people and vomiting ink. All residents of the S.S. Thor are urged to take caution, wash their hands frequently and get their squid flu vaccination shots.
Steak Fever OutbreakLately, everyone's stomaches have ached for steak! Whether it's beefsteaks, cheesesteaks or hamsteaks, the demand for steaks have been on the rise. If you're planning on taking your sweetie out for sirloin this holiday season, make your reservations now, because they're going fast!
Holiday Spirit OutbreakThe sound of carols and the smell of gingerbread are in the air. The trees are getting trimmed, strings of lights are being hung... and what's that warm, fuzzy feeling in your chest? That's right, the holidays are here! The shopping days are ticking down fast, so buy your gifts soon!
The S.S. Thor Community College Monthly Production Is...... It's Festivus, Donnie Freem! This is a true childhood classic, brought to life on the stage. Auditions and casting are underway as we speak!
HELP WANTED
Maintenance
1.) The S.S. Thor needs shoe shiners. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor needs ambient lighting adjusters. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) Supercircuit Energy needs electricians to measure power levels. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs holiday light stringers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
Delivery
1.) The S.S. Thor Postal Service needs mail carriers to deliver parcels around the ship. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Buckets of Buckets needs someone to deliver things by the bucketload. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Raeg Face Greetings needs trolling card deliverers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs jolly elves to deliver holiday gifts. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Daily Dairy Farms needs milkmen. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Gourmet Gifts Catalogue needs gift basket deliverers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Granny Gertrude's Soup Kitchen needs runners to deliver soup while it's still hot. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) Aunt Clarice's Boutique needs someone to deliver a complimentary holiday sweater to everyone on the S.S. Thor. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
Culinary/Foodservice
1.) Granny Gertrude's Soup Kitchen needs soup ladlers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Home Planet Buffet needs egg beaters. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Sandwich Hut needs cheesesteak sandwich makers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Cheerful Confections needs gingerbread bakers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Cheerful Confections needs gelt chocolatiers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Tsunshine Café needs tsundere waitstaff. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Tenderloinasaurus Rex needs steak grillers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Grande Gammon needs hamsteak grillers. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
9.) Lava Lites needs bartenders. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Sales/Retail
1.) Tenrei Resort needs models to pose in nothing but towels. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Rest Of Your Life needs demonstrators to sleep on their mattresses. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Thormart needs smiling greeters to welcome customers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Thormart is hiring store clerks for holiday hours. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Cheerful Confections is overstocked on fruitcake, and needs extra sales staff to get rid of it before the 25th. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) SafeShips needs spaceship insurance salesmen. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Mango Inc. needs salesmen for their new BananaPhone 8G. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Health/Safety
1.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs face mask distributors to help combat the squid flu outbreak. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs nurses to deliver squid flu shots. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) SafeShips needs insurance adjusters to evaluate the cost of spaceship damage claims. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
4.) The Meat, Seafood and Poultry Association needs veterinarians to verify that none their squids carry squid flu. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
5.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs doctors to write sick notes for squid flu victims. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs dentists. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Culture and Couture
1.) The S.S. Thor needs tree-trimmers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Thor Mall needs X-Mas Elves. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Thor Mall needs X-Mas Reindeer. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Votre Visage is looking for fur-trimmed hat makers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Votre Visage is looking for fur-trimmed dress designers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) The Thor Mall needs Santas. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The New Thorian is looking for a steakhouse reviewer. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
8.) Votre Visage is looking for fashion experts to give their customers makeovers. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Education
1.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9.) The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10.) The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
11.) The Seen Library needs someone to organize their new Winter Holidays Of The Universe collection. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
12.) Intergalactic House O' Worship needs pastors to tell everyone why they are going to hell. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
13.) The Refugee Workers Union needs instructors to run seminars on basket weaving. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Entertainment
1.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs clowns to entertain sick children. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Tenderloinasaurus Rex needs someone to dress up as the Tenderloinasaurus to advertise their restaurant. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Madame Veronique Foxxe is looking for dominatrixes. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Roxxercise Videos is looking for a group of exercisers to record a workout video. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) Lava Lites needs jazz musicians. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
6.) Sugoi Rabu Rabu Games needs voice actors to record the roles of a star-crossed couple in the drama CD for their hit H-game Wetto Roozu: Sugoi Hanashi. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs a choreographer to make all the holiday lights on the ship flash in time to music. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Arts and Humanities
1.) The S.S. Thor needs a choir of carolers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Thor Community College needs costume designers for It's Festivus, Donnie Freem. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Thor Community College needs stage hands for It's Festivus, Donnie Freem. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Thor Community College needs actors for It's Festivus, Donnie Freem. Slots: [8] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Holomark needs holographic greeting card designers. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Intergalactic House O' Worship needs bell ringers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The Refugee Slackers Union needs artists to forge doctor's notes for faked sick days. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Tourism
1.) Tenrei Resort needs pool boys and girls for their hot springs. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Eructo Melting Wax Museum needs tour guides. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Eructo Tourism Department needs someone to warn people when the floor is lava. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Eructo Tourism Department needs firebreathers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Eructo Tourism Department needs farmers to till the soil around the base of volcanoes. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Eructo Tourism Department needs giant magma snake wranglers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Tenrei Resort needs masseuses. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
News, Media and Publishing
1.) Nyanya.com needs someone to caption photographs of cats. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Maru Circle needs doujinshi artists. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) My Ascendants is looking for astrologers to write daily horoscopes. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Fauxto Finish needs artists to manipulate photographs. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) The Institute of Basementdwellers needs writers to listen to their roleplaying adventures and write fantasy novels based on them. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) The Lightning Post needs photographers to take pictures for news articles. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The Lightning Post needs political cartoonists. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Sciences, Research, and Testing
1.) Pucker Up needs someone to test their line of sour lip balms. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Shounen Shampoo needs test subjects for industrial strength hair gel. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Moves Like Jogger needs athletes to test their newest running shoes. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Eructo Environmental Board needs researchers to create a better air conditioner. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) Shoujo Shampoo needs researchers to create a better hair conditioner. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Successful Successors Boarding School needs researchers to create a better heir conditioner. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
7.) Mango Inc. needs computer programmers to develop apps for the iGuide plugin. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Physical Labor
1.) Cheerful Confections needs gingerbread house builders. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Greater Gator needs crocogator breeders. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Monty's Tree Farms needs firewood splitters. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Monty's Tree Farms needs lumberjacks to chop down X-Mas trees. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The Meat, Seafood and Poultry Association needs hambeast farmers to help meet the rising demand for hamsteaks. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) The Refugee Workers Union needs cheerful volunteers to give productive refugee workers a hi-five. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The S.S. Thor Thieves Guild needs conspirators to help steal X-Mas. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Toys for Turts needs builders to construct presents for turtles. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
Special Missions
I) 11ady is hiring for Preventer.1.) Preventer needs freelance agents to deal with actual peril. In charge of security at the Winter Gala. Specifics will be discussed with the employer. Signing a confidentiality agreement may be required. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) Preventer needs origami napkin folders to fold table napkins into assorted shapes. Cranes preferred. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Preventer needs singers to warble classic songs fitting the event alongside the mechanical string quartet. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Preventer needs waitstaff to serve cocktails and hors d'oeuvres. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Preventer needs interior decorators to decorate the party space for the Winter Gala. The venue for this particular mission will be the Sneedronningen Ballroom. The Crystal Artisans from last month will provide all the decor you need. Be careful with the chandelier. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
II) curious_copycat is hiring for 4tea2.1.) 4tea2 needs waiters and waitresses to make and serve tea to thirsty customers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) 4tea2 needs a baker to make assorted sweets and pastries, fresh daily, for hungry customers. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) 4tea2 needs an assistant manager to help with the running of the shop. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
III) neuterskrogan is hiring for The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic.1.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a receptionist. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs orderlies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs nurses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
IV) dedicatednoless is hiring for the Lady Luck Casino.1.) Peony needs a lovely maid to clean his apartment bidaily. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) Lady Luck Casino needs a cash and coin cashier. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Lady Luck Casino needs card dealers. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Lady Luck Casino needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Lady Luck Casino needs a book keeper. (Criminal Check Required) Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
V) megamagicpower is hiring for the New Magic Guild of Vane.1.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs apprentice magicians to study magic. Slots: [10] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic item artisans. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs a bookkeeper. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
Note: The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until next Monday (December 5th) before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)
The Elevator StrikeFollowing several days of striking, the Vogons and the EU were able to negotiate an end to the hostilities. The president of the EU was heard saying, "We are very pleased with the progress that's been made. There were a few concessions, namely the Flatulence Fine, but overall these negotiations mark the beginning of serious improvements for Elevator-kind."
Squid Flu OutbreakSince the S.S. Thor's departure from Mineralisc, there have been sixteen reported cases of squid flu aboard the ship. Squid flu is highly contagious, and its symptoms include fevers, coughing, sneezing, nausea, and turquoise urine. In severe cases, squid-like behavior is also exhibited, including ‘tangling’ with other people and vomiting ink. All residents of the S.S. Thor are urged to take caution, wash their hands frequently and get their squid flu vaccination shots.
Steak Fever OutbreakLately, everyone's stomaches have ached for steak! Whether it's beefsteaks, cheesesteaks or hamsteaks, the demand for steaks have been on the rise. If you're planning on taking your sweetie out for sirloin this holiday season, make your reservations now, because they're going fast!
Holiday Spirit OutbreakThe sound of carols and the smell of gingerbread are in the air. The trees are getting trimmed, strings of lights are being hung... and what's that warm, fuzzy feeling in your chest? That's right, the holidays are here! The shopping days are ticking down fast, so buy your gifts soon!
The S.S. Thor Community College Monthly Production Is...... It's Festivus, Donnie Freem! This is a true childhood classic, brought to life on the stage. Auditions and casting are underway as we speak!
HELP WANTED
Maintenance
1.) The S.S. Thor needs shoe shiners. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor needs ambient lighting adjusters. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) Supercircuit Energy needs electricians to measure power levels. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs holiday light stringers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
Delivery
1.) The S.S. Thor Postal Service needs mail carriers to deliver parcels around the ship. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Buckets of Buckets needs someone to deliver things by the bucketload. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Raeg Face Greetings needs trolling card deliverers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs jolly elves to deliver holiday gifts. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Daily Dairy Farms needs milkmen. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Gourmet Gifts Catalogue needs gift basket deliverers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Granny Gertrude's Soup Kitchen needs runners to deliver soup while it's still hot. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) Aunt Clarice's Boutique needs someone to deliver a complimentary holiday sweater to everyone on the S.S. Thor. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
Culinary/Foodservice
1.) Granny Gertrude's Soup Kitchen needs soup ladlers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Home Planet Buffet needs egg beaters. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Sandwich Hut needs cheesesteak sandwich makers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Cheerful Confections needs gingerbread bakers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Cheerful Confections needs gelt chocolatiers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Tsunshine Café needs tsundere waitstaff. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Tenderloinasaurus Rex needs steak grillers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Grande Gammon needs hamsteak grillers. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
9.) Lava Lites needs bartenders. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Sales/Retail
1.) Tenrei Resort needs models to pose in nothing but towels. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Rest Of Your Life needs demonstrators to sleep on their mattresses. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Thormart needs smiling greeters to welcome customers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Thormart is hiring store clerks for holiday hours. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Cheerful Confections is overstocked on fruitcake, and needs extra sales staff to get rid of it before the 25th. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) SafeShips needs spaceship insurance salesmen. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Mango Inc. needs salesmen for their new BananaPhone 8G. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Health/Safety
1.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs face mask distributors to help combat the squid flu outbreak. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs nurses to deliver squid flu shots. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) SafeShips needs insurance adjusters to evaluate the cost of spaceship damage claims. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
4.) The Meat, Seafood and Poultry Association needs veterinarians to verify that none their squids carry squid flu. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
5.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs doctors to write sick notes for squid flu victims. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs dentists. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Culture and Couture
1.) The S.S. Thor needs tree-trimmers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Thor Mall needs X-Mas Elves. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Thor Mall needs X-Mas Reindeer. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Votre Visage is looking for fur-trimmed hat makers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Votre Visage is looking for fur-trimmed dress designers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) The Thor Mall needs Santas. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The New Thorian is looking for a steakhouse reviewer. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
8.) Votre Visage is looking for fashion experts to give their customers makeovers. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Education
1.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9.) The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10.) The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
11.) The Seen Library needs someone to organize their new Winter Holidays Of The Universe collection. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
12.) Intergalactic House O' Worship needs pastors to tell everyone why they are going to hell. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
13.) The Refugee Workers Union needs instructors to run seminars on basket weaving. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Entertainment
1.) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs clowns to entertain sick children. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Tenderloinasaurus Rex needs someone to dress up as the Tenderloinasaurus to advertise their restaurant. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Madame Veronique Foxxe is looking for dominatrixes. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Roxxercise Videos is looking for a group of exercisers to record a workout video. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) Lava Lites needs jazz musicians. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
6.) Sugoi Rabu Rabu Games needs voice actors to record the roles of a star-crossed couple in the drama CD for their hit H-game Wetto Roozu: Sugoi Hanashi. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs a choreographer to make all the holiday lights on the ship flash in time to music. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Arts and Humanities
1.) The S.S. Thor needs a choir of carolers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Thor Community College needs costume designers for It's Festivus, Donnie Freem. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Thor Community College needs stage hands for It's Festivus, Donnie Freem. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Thor Community College needs actors for It's Festivus, Donnie Freem. Slots: [8] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Holomark needs holographic greeting card designers. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Intergalactic House O' Worship needs bell ringers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The Refugee Slackers Union needs artists to forge doctor's notes for faked sick days. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Tourism
1.) Tenrei Resort needs pool boys and girls for their hot springs. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Eructo Melting Wax Museum needs tour guides. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Eructo Tourism Department needs someone to warn people when the floor is lava. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Eructo Tourism Department needs firebreathers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Eructo Tourism Department needs farmers to till the soil around the base of volcanoes. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Eructo Tourism Department needs giant magma snake wranglers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Tenrei Resort needs masseuses. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
News, Media and Publishing
1.) Nyanya.com needs someone to caption photographs of cats. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Maru Circle needs doujinshi artists. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) My Ascendants is looking for astrologers to write daily horoscopes. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Fauxto Finish needs artists to manipulate photographs. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) The Institute of Basementdwellers needs writers to listen to their roleplaying adventures and write fantasy novels based on them. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) The Lightning Post needs photographers to take pictures for news articles. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The Lightning Post needs political cartoonists. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Sciences, Research, and Testing
1.) Pucker Up needs someone to test their line of sour lip balms. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Shounen Shampoo needs test subjects for industrial strength hair gel. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Moves Like Jogger needs athletes to test their newest running shoes. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Eructo Environmental Board needs researchers to create a better air conditioner. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) Shoujo Shampoo needs researchers to create a better hair conditioner. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Successful Successors Boarding School needs researchers to create a better heir conditioner. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
7.) Mango Inc. needs computer programmers to develop apps for the iGuide plugin. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Physical Labor
1.) Cheerful Confections needs gingerbread house builders. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Greater Gator needs crocogator breeders. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Monty's Tree Farms needs firewood splitters. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Monty's Tree Farms needs lumberjacks to chop down X-Mas trees. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The Meat, Seafood and Poultry Association needs hambeast farmers to help meet the rising demand for hamsteaks. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) The Refugee Workers Union needs cheerful volunteers to give productive refugee workers a hi-five. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The S.S. Thor Thieves Guild needs conspirators to help steal X-Mas. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Toys for Turts needs builders to construct presents for turtles. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
Special Missions
I) 11ady is hiring for Preventer.1.) Preventer needs freelance agents to deal with actual peril. In charge of security at the Winter Gala. Specifics will be discussed with the employer. Signing a confidentiality agreement may be required. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) Preventer needs origami napkin folders to fold table napkins into assorted shapes. Cranes preferred. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Preventer needs singers to warble classic songs fitting the event alongside the mechanical string quartet. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Preventer needs waitstaff to serve cocktails and hors d'oeuvres. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Preventer needs interior decorators to decorate the party space for the Winter Gala. The venue for this particular mission will be the Sneedronningen Ballroom. The Crystal Artisans from last month will provide all the decor you need. Be careful with the chandelier. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
II) curious_copycat is hiring for 4tea2.1.) 4tea2 needs waiters and waitresses to make and serve tea to thirsty customers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) 4tea2 needs a baker to make assorted sweets and pastries, fresh daily, for hungry customers. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) 4tea2 needs an assistant manager to help with the running of the shop. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
III) neuterskrogan is hiring for The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic.1.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a receptionist. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs orderlies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs nurses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
IV) dedicatednoless is hiring for the Lady Luck Casino.1.) Peony needs a lovely maid to clean his apartment bidaily. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) Lady Luck Casino needs a cash and coin cashier. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Lady Luck Casino needs card dealers. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Lady Luck Casino needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Lady Luck Casino needs a book keeper. (Criminal Check Required) Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
V) megamagicpower is hiring for the New Magic Guild of Vane.1.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs apprentice magicians to study magic. Slots: [10] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic item artisans. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs a bookkeeper. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
Note: The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until next Monday (December 5th) before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)